New virus from shithole China

[Bobby]

Coronavirus -
the best time to get it might be now as the hospitals have plenty of anti-viral drugs -
later on they won't be able to help millions of people who'll get it.
The drugs will run out and so will the respirators etc

[Black Orchid]

Get some Elderberry syrup. It won't cure you but it cuts the flu short and their is nothing that will cure it anyway.

[Black Orchid]

If you develop symptoms

If you are seriously unwell and it is an emergency, call 000 immediately.

Continue to keep yourself apart from other people as much as possible (eg in a different room).

Wear a surgical mask if you have one.

Call your local public health unit on 1300 066 055, they will assess you and advise on what to do next.

If you can’t contact the public health unit, see a doctor, preferably at a hospital emergency department, as soon as possible.

Phone the emergency department before attending so they can make arrangements for when you arrive to prevent spread of infection to others.

Do not travel on public transport, use taxis or ride-shares​ and do not attend any public places.

https://www.health.nsw.gov.au/Infectiou ... ntact.aspx

[BigP]

Who has newspapers nowadays? I keep a small amount for lining the cat carrier when we have to take him to the Vet but that's about it.

I purchase a paper every day,

Its a warm evening here and I had stripped down to my boxers, I needed to have a pee so as I was walking out of the shed I whipped little johnny out, and as I walked around the corner with my dick in my hand The owner of the company I work for was standing there looking at me lol he had turned up for a chat,,He looked a little embarrassed, Hes a black fella and maybe i have a bigger dick than hes has ?

[Black Orchid]

Who has newspapers nowadays? I keep a small amount for lining the cat carrier when we have to take him to the Vet but that's about it.

I purchase a paper every day,

Its a warm evening here and I had stripped down to my boxers, I needed to have a pee so as I was walking out of the shed I whipped little johnny out, and as I walked around the corner with my dick in my hand The owner of the company I work for was standing there looking at me lol he had turned up for a chat,,He looked a little embarrassed, Hes a black fella and maybe i have a bigger dick than hes has ?

Gawd you are a worry!

[Gordon]

Isolation sounds like fun....not.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/i-bough ... 546rt.html

[Bobby]

Isolation sounds like fun....not.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/i-bough ... 546rt.html

We're doomed.

[Gordon]

Isolation sounds like fun....not.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/i-bough ... 546rt.html

We're doomed.

Imagine if a family of 5 took Greg's advice and didn't stock up on food? They'd have to spend $1000s on Uber eats.

[Black Orchid]

Things seem to have settled down a bit but when it starts to get worse, and it will, the panic will start all over again.

[Bobby]

Surely we can avoid this?



I'd be pissed off as well if one greedy shopper had a whole trolley full of
the last dunny rolls and I only wanted one pack or even one roll.

I would have just grabbed a pack and taken it to the checkout.