Negro gangs, 60 shop invasions

[Valkie]

Bring on the vigilantism

Round them up

Take them all fishing out at the continental shelf.

Oops, they all fall overboard.

Boat comes back, sans monkeys.

Happy happy

Australia is a better place
Sharks are fed.
Win...win

[Gordon]

Any intel on the perps who did this?

https://www.news.com.au/news/national/m ... 4510e17b37

[Gordon]

Ah the story has been updated. Coconuts.

The Herald Sun has named them as Josaia Bolalailai, Jonathan Fuatavai and Nathan Timoteo.

[Black Orchid]

Things are grim with the world when you can get attacked by THREE cowards with an axe in broad daylight in front of children.

[Valkie]

Things are grim with the world when you can get attacked by THREE cowards with an axe in broad daylight in front of children.

By monkeys brought to this country to help them.

Send them home in 9 boxes

What parts fit each box is your choice, just use the axe.

[Black Orchid]

I'd rather just deport them living and whole.

[Bobby]

Darkie ploughs ute into Melbourne police station

https://www.news.com.au/national/victor ... aed588e287


Watch the video to see him head butting a cop.

A man has been arrested after ramming his car into a Melbourne police station and reportedly charging at an officer.
February 20, 20201:37pm

A man has been taken into custody after a car crashed into a police station this morning.

Emergency services were notified just before 11am of an incident in Reservoir, in the city’s north.

A Victoria Police spokesman told news.com.au the vehicle came to a stop on top of an unoccupied police vehicle, and no one was injured.

A witness, identified only as Danny, said the man “tried to charge at the police” with a Ford Ranger.

“We heard a loud bang across the road,” he told 3AW.

“A person has driven a Ford Ranger at the police station, tried to charge at the police and driven it right into the building!”

Footage shows a car that’s been smashed through the front of the garage at the station, on top of another vehicle. The police station has been evacuated.

The driver has been taken into custody and is assisting police with their inquiries.

[Texan]

What a helpful lad. He is assisting the police with their inquiries.

[Bobby]

What a helpful lad. He is assisting the police with their inquiries.

That's code for -

we have him tied to a chair and
we're hitting him on the head with a phone book.

[Valkie]

What a helpful lad. He is assisting the police with their inquiries.

That's code for -

we have him tied to a chair and
we're hitting him on the head with a phone book.

They don't use phone books nay more.

They have moved into the future

Now they have tazers
Correctly applied electrodes.
To "more sensitive" parts of the body.
A couple of short hits

They will definitely "assist the police with their enquiries"

Do monkeys have "identified parts" we should test a few hundred, just to be sure.