What do you get when you hit a leper with a tennis racquet?
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Nicole
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brian ross
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Oh, gawd. Please, collect your hat and coat on your exit, "Nicole". 
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Nicole
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What did the leper say to the prostitute?
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Black Orchid
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Prepare to be chastised, Nicole. Oooops I am a bit late on that prediction. 
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Texan
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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
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Texan
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Prairie dogs are a curse. Livestock accidentally step into their holes and break legs. Some ranchers consider a .22 rifle and a prairie dog town a lot of fun. You shoot one and another pops up to see what happened and you shoot him and so on.....brian ross wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:15 pmThe US is also an epicentre for plague. The Prairie Dogs carry it. Close association with them means about 10 or 20 cases a year of transfer to humanity (mainly kids). It is easily cured by antibiotics.
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