10 days until Xmas

[Bobby]

Sorry I dont know anything about them,

reminds me my son did buy a Bengal which had to be quickly onsold as our poor old grannie oriental nearly had several heart attacks!

Don't get me started on cats:

[Valkie]

Not keen on cats at all.

Love dogs, but we travel too much and keeping a dag, any animal in fact,
Should be a true commitment.

My favorite breed of dog is Staffy
But I have a serious soft spot for boxers.

I despise yappy little dogs, noisy rats.

Perhaps, when I retire, I'll get myself a dog.
We shall see.

[Bobby]

Not keen on cats at all.

Love dogs, but we travel too much and keeping a dag, any animal in fact,
Should be a true commitment.

My favorite breed of dog is Staffy
But I have a serious soft spot for boxers.

I despise yappy little dogs, noisy rats.

Perhaps, when I retire, I'll get myself a dog.
We shall see.

Dogs require too much attention.
They get bored too easily.
Cats are happy to sleep most of the time.
They climb trees and find their own fun when you're not there.
Dogs also shit everywhere - even on your front door step.
Next thing you step on it and drive it into your carpet.
They also chew on doors out of boredom.
Dogs = a wrecked house.

[Valkie]

Not keen on cats at all.

Love dogs, but we travel too much and keeping a dag, any animal in fact,
Should be a true commitment.

My favorite breed of dog is Staffy
But I have a serious soft spot for boxers.

I despise yappy little dogs, noisy rats.

Perhaps, when I retire, I'll get myself a dog.
We shall see.

Dogs require too much attention.
They get bored too easily.
Cats are happy to sleep most of the time.
They climb trees and find their own fun when you're not there.
Dogs also shit everywhere - even on your front door step.
Next thing you step on it and drive it into your carpet.
They also chew on doors out of boredom.
Dogs = a wrecked house.

Whereas cats are never around.
Do nothing
Kill wildlife
Piss everywhere
Scratch the furniture
Never come when you call them.
And only come around when they want food.
And are seriously fussy eaters.

Sort of like other parasites I can mention.
They treat you like they own you, not the other way around.

Give me a dog any day
Loyal
Always pleased to see you
Protective
Will eat whatever you throw at them
I know who id rather have if someone broke into my home.

[Bobby]

around.
Do nothing
Kill wildlife
Piss everywhere
Scratch the furniture
Never come when you call them.
And only come around when they want food.
And are seriously fussy eaters.

Sort of like other parasites I can mention.
They treat you like they own you, not the other way around.

Give me a dog any day
Loyal
Always pleased to see you
Protective
Will eat whatever you throw at them
I know who id rather have if someone broke into my home.

Hi Valkie,
Don't get me wrong -
if I had time I'd like both a dog and a cat.
When cats are neutered they don't piss everywhere.
Yes - cats own you not the other way around but I still love them.

[Valkie]

around.
Do nothing
Kill wildlife
Piss everywhere
Scratch the furniture
Never come when you call them.
And only come around when they want food.
And are seriously fussy eaters.

Sort of like other parasites I can mention.
They treat you like they own you, not the other way around.

Give me a dog any day
Loyal
Always pleased to see you
Protective
Will eat whatever you throw at them
I know who id rather have if someone broke into my home.

Hi Valkie,
Don't get me wrong -
if I had time I'd like both a dog and a cat.
When cats are neutered they don't piss everywhere.
Yes - cats own you not the other way around but I still love them.

They make great shark bait.

They really thrash around when you TOSS them in the water.

No, seriously, cats are just like certain groups I can mention.
Laze around all day doing nuffink.
Only come around when they are to be fed (grog)
Treat you with no respect for feeding them.
Think they own the place.
And get real shirty when you kick them up the arse for being......assholes.

[Black Orchid]

Rubbish!

[Bobby]

They make great shark bait.

They really thrash around when you TOSS them in the water.

No, seriously, cats are just like certain groups I can mention.
Laze around all day doing nuffink.
Only come around when they are to be fed (grog)
Treat you with no respect for feeding them.
Think they own the place.
And get real shirty when you kick them up the arse for being......assholes.

Cats are the best pets of all.
You just haven't met a nice one yet.
You're unlucky.

[Black Orchid]

Some people just shouldn't have animals and many who should never have children.

[Bobby]

Some people just shouldn't have animals and many who should never have children.

Obviously Valkie hasn't had a dog, shit all over his front doorstep
& then stepped in it and unknowingly walked through the house.