A former Prime Minister has challenged "handball fiends" to a game of the schoolyard sport, and says he's been inundated with match offers.
K. Rudd, Kevin 07, King of Handball -- whatever you call him, he's finally returned to the limelight.
"Get ready to die," was the wild warning issued by the man himself. And believe it or not, his challenge has been accepted by hundreds.
The former PM took to social media on Tuesday night to address his thousands of followers as he signed rubber balls.
"G'day, it's Kevin Rudd here, the global handball king... well sort of," he declared during the minute-long message.
“Come the end of August, having overcome the problems of my knee surgery, I am re-entering the field.
"So any of you guys who are looking for a handball championship game, I’m available," he continued before signing off with: "be very good and get ready … to die.”
Your preferred PM is begging to the US for oil because he is failing to ensure appropriate reserves, but you want the forum add to your mocking of a failed former PM...
"But you will run your kunt mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."
I know, I know. How appalling of me! It amazes me that you lefties revere such clowns when you are such a humourless bunch yourselves.
Hey! I didn’t revere Krud the dud. He was useless. But he is also ancient history.
Scomo, on the other hand is current and proving himself more useless than krudd. And given the number of royal commissions he has had, he has no clue about good governance.
"But you will run your kunt mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."