A former Prime Minister has challenged "handball fiends" to a game of the schoolyard sport, and says he's been inundated with match offers.
K. Rudd, Kevin 07, King of Handball -- whatever you call him, he's finally returned to the limelight.
"Get ready to die," was the wild warning issued by the man himself. And believe it or not, his challenge has been accepted by hundreds.
The former PM took to social media on Tuesday night to address his thousands of followers as he signed rubber balls.
"G'day, it's Kevin Rudd here, the global handball king... well sort of," he declared during the minute-long message.
“Come the end of August, having overcome the problems of my knee surgery, I am re-entering the field.
"So any of you guys who are looking for a handball championship game, I’m available," he continued before signing off with: "be very good and get ready … to die.”
Rudd and Keating....both in the same week...I cant handle it.....
Ones a wanker.....the others a jibberer.....
A pair of old farts, both skating on past glories...
Howard is just as bad....
Gimme a break.....
To discover those who rule over you, first discover those who you cannot criticize...Voltaire
Its coming...the rest of the world versus islam....or is it here already...
I don't see anything wrong with it either. It's just the whole "LOOK AT ME" attitude I find amusing. He will just embarrass himself again. If you declare yourself the "King" of something world wide you had better make good. Good luck to the "King" though lol.
Reminds me of howard the coward who tried to bowl a cricket ball and screwed his back
As athletic as a dead cane toad that one.
I just hope his back was seriously painful for a long long time.
I have a dream
A world free from the plague of Islam
A world that has never known the horrors of the cult of death.
My hope is that in time, Islam will be nothing but a bad dream
