Day/Night Owls Chit Chat

[BigP]

Yep its getting a bit chilly....I even had to put a shirt on yesterday.....

My shed has been getting down to 4 deg C , and is being heated mainly by my flatulence and a box of matches lol

[Texan]

Yep its getting a bit chilly....I even had to put a shirt on yesterday.....

My shed has been getting down to 4 deg C , and is being heated mainly by my flatulence and a box of matches lol

You're lucky to have gas for heat, but I wouldn't cook with it.

[Black Orchid]

Sitting here watching the news and John Jarrett is in court being charged with an alleged rape in 1976.

Apparently sexual assault and most other serious offences no longer have a statute of limitations in NSW, which is a good thing for some serious crimes, but 43 years before you cry rape?

[FLEKTARN]

Sitting here watching the news and John Jarrett is in court being charged with an alleged rape in 1976.

Apparently sexual assault and most other serious offences no longer have a statute of limitations in NSW, which is a good thing for some serious crimes, but 43 years before you cry rape?

I wouldn't trust that. These days lying snowflakes are blaming men for even a kiss. John's a top guy. He didn't do it. Fucking vultures just want settlements because he's famous now.

[Texan]

I found a snake in my chicken coop before I left for work last night. Women are weird when it comes to snakes. She wanted a picture of it before I killed it, but I killed it anyway and then she freaked out because the headless snake was still twitching and she almost threw up. It was just a 5 foot rat snake, but I wasn’t sure that it wasn’t a copperhead until after I blew its head off.

[The Reboot]

I found a snake in my chicken coop before I left for work last night. Women are weird when it comes to snakes. She wanted a picture of it before I killed it, but I killed it anyway and then she freaked out because the headless snake was still twitching and she almost threw up. It was just a 5 foot rat snake, but I wasn’t sure that it wasn’t a copperhead until after I blew its head off.

I'm funny about snakes. It's funny cause most people I know shit themselves over spiders, but don't mind snakes. I'm the opposite. If I see a snake on TV I'm guaranteed nightmares the following night. Glad you shot it btw

[BigP]

I found a snake in my chicken coop before I left for work last night. Women are weird when it comes to snakes. She wanted a picture of it before I killed it, but I killed it anyway and then she freaked out because the headless snake was still twitching and she almost threw up. It was just a 5 foot rat snake, but I wasn’t sure that it wasn’t a copperhead until after I blew its head off.

I'm funny about snakes. It's funny cause most people I know shit themselves over spiders, but don't mind snakes. I'm the opposite. If I see a snake on TV I'm guaranteed nightmares the following night. Glad you shot it btw

Been frightened by the odd trouser snake in your time have you

[The Reboot]

I found a snake in my chicken coop before I left for work last night. Women are weird when it comes to snakes. She wanted a picture of it before I killed it, but I killed it anyway and then she freaked out because the headless snake was still twitching and she almost threw up. It was just a 5 foot rat snake, but I wasn’t sure that it wasn’t a copperhead until after I blew its head off.

I'm funny about snakes. It's funny cause most people I know shit themselves over spiders, but don't mind snakes. I'm the opposite. If I see a snake on TV I'm guaranteed nightmares the following night. Glad you shot it btw

Been frightened by the odd trouser snake in your time have you

How did I know you were gonna say something like that?

[BigP]

I found a snake in my chicken coop before I left for work last night. Women are weird when it comes to snakes. She wanted a picture of it before I killed it, but I killed it anyway and then she freaked out because the headless snake was still twitching and she almost threw up. It was just a 5 foot rat snake, but I wasn’t sure that it wasn’t a copperhead until after I blew its head off.

I'm funny about snakes. It's funny cause most people I know shit themselves over spiders, but don't mind snakes. I'm the opposite. If I see a snake on TV I'm guaranteed nightmares the following night. Glad you shot it btw

Been frightened by the odd trouser snake in your time have you

How did I know you were gonna say something like that?

If nothing else im reliable

[The Reboot]

I found a snake in my chicken coop before I left for work last night. Women are weird when it comes to snakes. She wanted a picture of it before I killed it, but I killed it anyway and then she freaked out because the headless snake was still twitching and she almost threw up. It was just a 5 foot rat snake, but I wasn’t sure that it wasn’t a copperhead until after I blew its head off.

I'm funny about snakes. It's funny cause most people I know shit themselves over spiders, but don't mind snakes. I'm the opposite. If I see a snake on TV I'm guaranteed nightmares the following night. Glad you shot it btw

Been frightened by the odd trouser snake in your time have you

How did I know you were gonna say something like that?

If nothing else im reliable

And predictable

But yes, my phobia towards snakes is often joked about because of my love for the pussy.