Day/Night Owls Chit Chat

[FLEKTARN]

Sorry to ruin your fantasies, but I don't have a son. Go hit up Booby.

Bobby is cool, not gonna hit up anyone who I think is cool. Plus, if by "hit" you meant fucking, your gay fantasies are only that - YOUR gay fantasies, not mine. No gay shit here, thank you.

Hey you're the one talking about men getting pounded by other men in bed. Poofter.

One is a very obvious joke, yours is a fucking twisted sexual fantasy. Bobby is cool, been cool with me always, but you're not. You're just a toilet cleana.

Bob probably fancies a good ride in the back seat of that car of yours lol

OK, I think we need a Pastor here. There's clearly an exorcism HERE

[BigP]

Oh no. A "toilet cleana", how will I ever recover?

Flektard the tryhard. Now it all makes sense.

Yes, I'm tryhard, because I'm always trying too hard... to cock your wife. Damn, that pussy's too tight!

GOD ! ,,,,,It looks like she has an imaginary dick growing outta her chest ?

A big one, too

I hate it when I see a chic with a bigger dick than me...

[FLEKTARN]

Yes, I'm tryhard, because I'm always trying too hard... to cock your wife. Damn, that pussy's too tight!

GOD ! ,,,,,It looks like she has an imaginary dick growing outta her chest ?

A big one, too

I hate it when I see a chic with a bigger dick than me...

It's called "woman taking testosterone and doing fitness."

[BigP]

GOD ! ,,,,,It looks like she has an imaginary dick growing outta her chest ?

A big one, too

I hate it when I see a chic with a bigger dick than me...

It's called "woman taking testosterone and doing fitness."

She needs to start showing that penis a little more respect, Or its likely to bend her over and give her one up the rusty stove pipe

[FLEKTARN]

She needs to start showing that penis a little more respect, Or its likely to bend her over and give her one up the rusty stove pipe

[The Reboot]

GOD ! ,,,,,It looks like she has an imaginary dick growing outta her chest ?

A big one, too

I hate it when I see a chic with a bigger dick than me...

It's called "woman taking testosterone and doing fitness."

She needs to start showing that penis a little more respect, Or its likely to bend her over and give her one up the rusty stove pipe

I'd be disturbed if I found rust up there...

[Black Orchid]

Just for a bit of light entertainment. A bug flew into my ear yesterday.

It was probably tiny but sounded huge BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ then silence and I thought it had buzzed off on its way BUT the damned thing is still in there because I can feel it.

I keep shaking my head to no avail and it hurts when I try to pop my ears. UGH!!

Not happy Jan!

[The Reboot]

Just for a bit of light entertainment. A bug flew into my ear yesterday.

It was probably tiny but sounded huge BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ then silence and I thought it had buzzed off on its way BUT the damned thing is still in there because I can feel it.

I keep shaking my head to no avail and it hurts when I try to pop my ears. UGH!!

Not happy Jan!

Teaspoon of olive oil might wash it out.

Had a fly up my nose once. Not nice.

[Black Orchid]

I think I will do the oil thing tomorrow as it's becoming more annoying and a bit painful. At least I don't think it is still alive.

[The Reboot]

If it's becoming painful don't leave it too long.