Melbourne Crime Watch

[FLEKTARN]

Just look at this guy's face. An 18-year old future baby murderer. Fucking freak.

The look of intelligence is so far removed from that monkeys face to the point that it's a wonder he can keep both eyes open.

Lead inoculation required

I just know one thing … keep your wife away, locked, or with a gun - around that fluffy bunny

[Bobby]

Latest news 3AW - the cops have arrested 6 of the golliwogs.
We can all relax a bit.
They go after elderly women -
4 African thugs beating up a 65 year old woman in the latest crime spree.
They are now off the street.

[Neferti]

I will now have nightmares about that bloke, he looks scary!

[Bobby]

I will now have nightmares about that bloke, he looks scary!

Imagine 4 thugs like him beating you up in the middle of the night
with a knife to your throat - in your own house?
That's what Melbourne has become.

[Valkie]

I will now have nightmares about that bloke, he looks scary!

Imagine 4 thugs like him beating you up in the middle of the night
with a knife to your throat - in your own house?
That's what Melbourne has become.

They come into my home
At least two of them will be trying to hold their insides from trying to be their outsides.

I have weapons all over the house
Know how to use them
And will not hesitate to use them.

[Bobby]

I will now have nightmares about that bloke, he looks scary!

Imagine 4 thugs like him beating you up in the middle of the night
with a knife to your throat - in your own house?
That's what Melbourne has become.

They come into my home
At least two of them will be trying to hold their insides from trying to be their outsides.

I have weapons all over the house
Know how to use them
And will not hesitate to use them.

But they attack defenseless old women.

[Valkie]

I will now have nightmares about that bloke, he looks scary!

Imagine 4 thugs like him beating you up in the middle of the night
with a knife to your throat - in your own house?
That's what Melbourne has become.

They come into my home
At least two of them will be trying to hold their insides from trying to be their outsides.

I have weapons all over the house
Know how to use them
And will not hesitate to use them.

But they attack defenseless old women.

Of course they do
They are cowards and low IQ monkeys.

They would open up real nice.

[Bobby]

I will now have nightmares about that bloke, he looks scary!

Imagine 4 thugs like him beating you up in the middle of the night
with a knife to your throat - in your own house?
That's what Melbourne has become.

They come into my home
At least two of them will be trying to hold their insides from trying to be their outsides.

I have weapons all over the house
Know how to use them
And will not hesitate to use them.

But they attack defenseless old women.

Of course they do
They are cowards and low IQ monkeys.

They would open up real nice.

You sound like Scarface -
he said

"I'm gonna carve him up real nice"

[Valkie]

Skin parts beautifully with a really sharp knife

Some times, they don't even realise they have been sliced and diced until you point it out.

[Bobby]

Skin parts beautifully with a really sharp knife

Some times, they don't even realise they have been sliced and diced until you point it out.

Valkie - you're vicious - you'd turn them into coleslaw.