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The Out of Context Thread

Post by Texan » Wed May 01, 2019 1:38 pm

If you read something that strikes you as funny if read out of context, quote it here. I'll start.
Gordon wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 12:27 pm
I'd never think of a BM but I always have one on a long flight, along with 5mg of valium.

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Post by Black Orchid » Wed May 01, 2019 1:38 pm

I am trying to think what a BM is :rofl

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Post by Gordon » Wed May 01, 2019 1:41 pm

A bottom massage......how good would that be in cattle class.

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Post by Texan » Wed May 01, 2019 1:48 pm

Black Orchid wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 1:38 pm
I am trying to think what a BM is :rofl
In America a BM is a Bowel Movement. It's the term that the medical community uses.

A deuce.
A #2.
Defecation.
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Post by Black Orchid » Wed May 01, 2019 1:50 pm

Texan wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 1:48 pm
Black Orchid wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 1:38 pm
I am trying to think what a BM is :rofl
In America a BM is a Bowel Movement. It's the term that the medical community uses.
Not sure I will ever have another Bloody Mary now without thinking about that. Damn you Gordon! :b

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Post by Neferti » Wed May 01, 2019 4:32 pm

Black Orchid wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 1:38 pm
I am trying to think what a BM is :rofl
Bloody Mary and he was referring to something you posted. :rofl

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Post by Nicole » Wed May 01, 2019 6:13 pm

Texan wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 1:38 pm
If you read something that strikes you as funny if read out of context, quote it here. I'll start.
Gordon wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 12:27 pm
I'd never think of a BM but I always have one on a long flight, along with 5mg of valium.
Gold tex. I’m betting Gordy didn’t know BM meant bowel movement in your neck of the woods mate :lol:

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Post by Texan » Wed May 01, 2019 8:07 pm

Partial quotes are fair game in this thread, as well as sarcasm. It's the out of context thread.
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I'll start doing what the pooftahs did

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Post by Black Orchid » Wed May 01, 2019 8:10 pm

Mistress Nicole wrote:
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I love my big front dick.

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