Morriscums Trump style Fake National Emergency

[Redneck]

Morriscums trump Style National Emergency stunt!

A visit to an empty detention centre on Christmas Island!

Perhaps a photo shoot, Interview with Murdochs Sky News and then fly home!



ALERT FAKE NEWS!

[Neferti]

He's probably just checking the accommodation there and planning to move some of the medical people from Nauru/Manus or wherever they currently are. I saw that 57 of the asylum seekers have been rejected from Australia because they are criminals. They want to come here for "medical reasons", or something, probably more constipation problems, they need more fibre in their diet. Good fun, hey?

[Redneck]

He's probably just checking the accommodation there and planning to move some of the medical people from Nauru/Manus or wherever they currently are. I saw that 57 of the asylum seekers have been rejected from Australia because they are criminals. They want to come here for "medical reasons", or something, probably more constipation problems, they need more fibre in their diet. Good fun, hey?

Yes I am sure thats it!

Not a stunt at all whatever made me think that?

First ever visit by an Australian PM to CI

Public servants must all be on holidays I guess!

[Neferti]

He's probably just checking the accommodation there and planning to move some of the medical people from Nauru/Manus or wherever they currently are. I saw that 57 of the asylum seekers have been rejected from Australia because they are criminals. They want to come here for "medical reasons", or something, probably more constipation problems, they need more fibre in their diet. Good fun, hey?

Yes I am sure thats it!

Not a stunt at all whatever made me think that?

First ever visit by an Australian PM to CI

Public servants must all be on holidays I guess!

Parli House is always open to visitors, I believe. Just that the useless politicians have left town for the duration.

[Redneck]

Mmmmm perhaps a wall around Christmas Island is needed!

And a baseball cap of course

"Make Christmas Island Great Again"!

[Black Orchid]

He's probably just checking the accommodation there and planning to move some of the medical people from Nauru/Manus or wherever they currently are. I saw that 57 of the asylum seekers have been rejected from Australia because they are criminals. They want to come here for "medical reasons", or something, probably more constipation problems, they need more fibre in their diet. Good fun, hey?

Lefties don't care how many criminal scum are allowed to enter Australia

[Redneck]

I wonder how much this will cost to fly his big jet over there for a photo shoot?

Great managers of our money this mob!

Also I see we are now in a technical recession according to todays figures !

[Neferti]

I wonder how much this will cost to fly his big jet over there for a photo shoot?

Great managers of our money this mob!

Also I see we are now in a technical recession according to todays figures !

Did he actually go to Christmas Island today? I read that the Boss Cocky of Christmas Island (David somebody?) said it hadn't been "confirmed".

Oh, there's a Recession on the way and the Economists are blaming it on Tony Abbott, or Morrison or someone but it has happened since Turncoat got the heave-ho, so it isn't Mal's fault.

[Redneck]

I wonder how much this will cost to fly his big jet over there for a photo shoot?

Great managers of our money this mob!

Also I see we are now in a technical recession according to todays figures !

Did he actually go to Christmas Island today? I read that the Boss Cocky of Christmas Island (David somebody?) said it hadn't been "confirmed".

Oh, there's a Recession on the way and the Economists are blaming it on Tony Abbott, or Morrison or someone but it has happened since Turncoat got the heave-ho, so it isn't Mal's fault.

He is on CI now doing his interview!

I bet no one asks him how much this trip cost the Australian public!

[Black Orchid]

Just wait until manboobs Shorten opens up the gates and spends more money that we haven't got

It usually takes years to recover after Labor. This time I doubt we will ever recover.