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Re: Go to Bali at your own risk

Post by BigP » Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:16 pm

Redneck wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:11 pm
Gordon wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:57 pm
Redneck wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:49 pm
Gordon wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:38 pm
Bobby wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:00 pm



In Bali -
one of my mates reckons that a Balinese girl was on the beach
offering blow jobs for about A$5 and she had sores all over her lips.
Did Greg ask for a discount?
I didnt see it on my 5pm happy hour visits to Kuta Beack each day for $1.50 Bintang Beers!

Lots of T shirt sellers and Nail Painters but no blow jobs !

Damn!
I haven't been to Bali for 10 years but this is how it works. Go out with you wife and daughter and the touts offer you tshirts and transport.

If they're even 10m behind you and you appear to be alone, the touts offer you drugs and women.
You are probably correct Gordon I am more your in bed by 9:30 type so dont see the seedy side!

Probably dark by 7:30 plenty of time for the slime to ooze out lol

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Re: Go to Bali at your own risk

Post by Gordon » Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:34 pm

Redneck wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:11 pm
Gordon wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:57 pm
Redneck wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:49 pm
Gordon wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:38 pm
Bobby wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:00 pm



In Bali -
one of my mates reckons that a Balinese girl was on the beach
offering blow jobs for about A$5 and she had sores all over her lips.
Did Greg ask for a discount?
I didnt see it on my 5pm happy hour visits to Kuta Beack each day for $1.50 Bintang Beers!

Lots of T shirt sellers and Nail Painters but no blow jobs !

Damn!
I haven't been to Bali for 10 years but this is how it works. Go out with you wife and daughter and the touts offer you tshirts and transport.

If they're even 10m behind you and you appear to be alone, the touts offer you drugs and women.
You are probably correct Gordon I am more your in bed by 9:30 type so dont see the seedy side!
Even at midday. It's actually funny, kind of.
They first offer 'women' in a normal volume voice, then a little softer they say 'marijuana' then in a total whisper, 'cocaine'.

If your out of earshot like the other side of the road, they try to catch your eye and make an outline of a womans body with their hands and raise their eyebrows at you.

And to make it all go away, just hold the wifes hand. Oh honey you're so romantic on holidays... nahh, you're just keeping the touts away :lol:

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Re: Go to Bali at your own risk

Post by freediver » Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:05 am

Even Indonesia has problems with tourists drowning at the beach...

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Re: Go to Bali at your own risk

Post by Gordon » Sat Jan 19, 2019 1:53 pm

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Re: Go to Bali at your own risk

Post by Valkie » Thu Jan 24, 2019 5:09 am

A friend of ours just returned from the hell hole.

Robbed twice, once from the hotel safe.

Approached several times by hookers of various types.

Approached by drug sellers

And hassled by the cops when he kicked them up the arse and told them to piss off.

Yep, nice place Bali.........not

He will never go back there.
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