Clive's folly

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Clive's folly

Post by Black Orchid » Fri Jan 18, 2019 8:51 pm

People are outraged after receiving a mass unsolicited text message from a political party which strangely promises to ban similar types of text messages from rival parties.

The message, believed to be sent by Clive Palmer’s United Australia Party (UAP), was sent to a number of Australians on January 17.

“When elected, United Australia Party will ban unsolicited political text messages which Labor & Liberal have allowed,” the message read.
https://au.news.yahoo.com/people-outrag ... 22409.html

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The man is a moron.

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Re: Clive's folly

Post by Serial Brain 9 » Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:14 pm

Black Orchid wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 8:51 pm
People are outraged after receiving a mass unsolicited text message from a political party which strangely promises to ban similar types of text messages from rival parties.

The message, believed to be sent by Clive Palmer’s United Australia Party (UAP), was sent to a number of Australians on January 17.

“When elected, United Australia Party will ban unsolicited political text messages which Labor & Liberal have allowed,” the message read.
https://au.news.yahoo.com/people-outrag ... 22409.html

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The man is a moron.
you would have to wonder what type of person would vote for him

I feel embarrassed for him watching his advertisements :emb
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Re: Clive's folly

Post by Black Orchid » Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:16 pm

What sort of pompous twat sends unsolicited texts saying he will ban rival texts if elected?

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Re: Clive's folly

Post by Gordon » Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:24 pm

Isn't Aussie one of his bumhole lickers?

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Re: Clive's folly

Post by Black Orchid » Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:34 pm

Gordon wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:24 pm
Isn't Aussie one of his bumhole lickers?
Clive's fan base isn't very bright. Nor is it very big. lol

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Re: Clive's folly

Post by Gordon » Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:52 pm

Black Orchid wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:34 pm
Gordon wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:24 pm
Isn't Aussie one of his bumhole lickers?
Clive's fan base isn't very bright. Nor is it very big. lol
I assumed Aussie just likes people like Clive, Clive of India, etc :rofl

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Re: Clive's folly

Post by The Mechanic » Mon Jan 21, 2019 1:57 pm

Gordon wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:52 pm
Black Orchid wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:34 pm
Gordon wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:24 pm
Isn't Aussie one of his bumhole lickers?
Clive's fan base isn't very bright. Nor is it very big. lol
I assumed Aussie just likes people like Clive, Clive of India, etc :rofl
I just assumed that he liked licking bumholes, maybe he’s just into fat loud mouthed useless lying twats not unlike himself?

Is Clive an abuser of women as well?
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Re: Clive's folly

Post by LEFTWINGER supreme » Mon Jan 21, 2019 4:45 pm

The Mechanic wrote:
Mon Jan 21, 2019 1:57 pm
Gordon wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:52 pm
Black Orchid wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:34 pm
Gordon wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:24 pm
Isn't Aussie one of his bumhole lickers?
Clive's fan base isn't very bright. Nor is it very big. lol
I assumed Aussie just likes people like Clive, Clive of India, etc :rofl
I just assumed that he liked licking bumholes, maybe he’s just into fat loud mouthed useless lying twats not unlike himself?

Is Clive an abuser of women as well?
As well as Tony?

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Re: Clive's folly

Post by cods » Mon Jan 21, 2019 6:14 pm

aussie has gone very quiet about clive... :rofl :rofl :rofl ..

not sure if he has let his membership go

but he once was a very proud member of PUP..


hey ltard looks like your man shortarse did drugs in Uni...oooops..

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Re: Clive's folly

Post by Black Orchid » Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:19 pm

He’s been spamming your phone, littering our cities with billboards and clogging TV airwaves with his face for weeks.

Now, controversial mining magnate Clive Palmer has revealed the expensive two-minute rant he’s been texting you about all day. It’s an attack on China.

In the ad, the billionaire Queenslander accuses Labor of “allowing the Chinese to undertake a clandestine takeover of Australia” via ports and airports in Western Australia.

In a voiceover, the United Australia Party’s James McDonald, who organised the ad, says: “At 80km south of Karratha, in the existing Karratha Airport in the Pilbara, the Chinese Communist government-owned companies, with the help of the Labor Party, built and constructed a private jet airport.”

Over another voiceover, retired Royal Australian Airforce squadron leader Martin Brewster then warns that “a superior military airforce could control all of Western Australia’s resources in the Pilbara and the north-west shelf gas reserves”.

McDonald says Australia must now be “concerned” that “Australian politicians are acting in the interests of Chinese Communist Party and not in the interests of Australia”.

“The Chinese communist government won’t allow Australians or any Australian companies to control ports or airports in China.

“Why should Bill Shorten or Mark McGowan allow them to control our strategic assets?”
Now he has been sprung buying corporate jets and spending more than $1 M per month on political advertising spam whilst hiding his money in the Cayman Islands

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