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This Is How Children Die

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:09 am

A bloody hit and run is my favourite. Anyone else?

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Post by JW.Frogen » Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:25 am

Locking themselves in a freezer is an old 70s classic.
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Re: This Is How Children Die

Post by freediver » Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:00 pm

aids is always funny

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Post by JW.Frogen » Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:28 am

Only when an Islamic extremist catches it from a Jewish fag.
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Post by AiA in Atlanta » Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:17 am

JW.Frogen wrote:Locking themselves in a freezer is an old 70s classic.
Boy Trapped in Refrigerator Eats His Own Foot

That was the fake newspaper headline from the movie "Airplane II." :D

They used to warn us about this in school ... there was an educational film I saw in school about a greasy-haired kid playing in a junk yard with derelict refrigerators who got trapped in one and died. He shouldn't have been playing in the junkyard anyway.

What would you do if you were locked in a refrigerator?

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Post by JW.Frogen » Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:12 am

Look for my expiration date.... and then sing "row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...merrily, merrily, life is but a dream."
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Post by boxy » Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:19 pm

Shredded by shrapnel is an all-time classic.
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."

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Re: This Is How Children Die

Post by JW.Frogen » Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:46 pm

Yes, the Palestinians really should stop using kids as bomb shelters.
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Post by JW.Frogen » Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:49 pm

Still, that is one up on the North Vietnamese who used kids as soldiers.

Which means Uncle Sam got beat by a bunch of kids.

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Re: This Is How Children Die

Post by Hebe » Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:08 pm

I'm not fussy.
The better I get to know people, the more I find myself loving dogs.

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