He died of heatstroke four hours latter.
Kidding!!!!!
The small things
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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
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JW.Frogen
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Re: The small things
DEEEEEEEEPTHOUGHT IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!
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JW.Frogen
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Re: The small things
It is a Jesus fern!Hebe wrote:our tree fern came back to life after many years..
Contact the Vatican and see if you can get it made a saint, there is big money in it for you Hebe.
DEEEEEEEEPTHOUGHT IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!
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Hebe
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Re: The small things
The Vatican and I are not on speaking terms since my first marriage, which was deemed a "mixed" marriage because I wasn't (and am still not) a Catholic.
Bloody religiousists.
Bloody religiousists.
The better I get to know people, the more I find myself loving dogs.
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JW.Frogen
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My first marriage was to a Catholic, she wanted a Catholic wedding.
The first priest we talked was Irish. He interviewed me and at the end said no Catholic wedding, "I was a pagan".
The second priest was pure Puerto Rican, a lovely man. He interviewed me and laughed, said he had it covered under "disparity of cult". We could have a Catholic wedding, I could not take communion but she could and I had to sign a document saying I would raise all children as Catholics. (It is not the first time I made a promise I knew I would not keep.)
Badda Bing badda rosary bead!
We were in like Saint Francis of try to please me.
I was married in Old San Juan in the second oldest church in the Western Hemisphere.
Her father made it like the wedding scene out of the Godfather, huge.
I know he must have been really fucking mad when we broke up four years latter.
Yikes!
The first priest we talked was Irish. He interviewed me and at the end said no Catholic wedding, "I was a pagan".
The second priest was pure Puerto Rican, a lovely man. He interviewed me and laughed, said he had it covered under "disparity of cult". We could have a Catholic wedding, I could not take communion but she could and I had to sign a document saying I would raise all children as Catholics. (It is not the first time I made a promise I knew I would not keep.)
Badda Bing badda rosary bead!
We were in like Saint Francis of try to please me.
I was married in Old San Juan in the second oldest church in the Western Hemisphere.
Her father made it like the wedding scene out of the Godfather, huge.
I know he must have been really fucking mad when we broke up four years latter.
Yikes!
DEEEEEEEEPTHOUGHT IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!
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Hebe
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Re: The small things
We made it to six. 
By then one of the priests who married us had died and the other had left the priesthood. My first mother-in-law didn't come to the wedding though - middle-European, anti-semitic old cow.
By then one of the priests who married us had died and the other had left the priesthood. My first mother-in-law didn't come to the wedding though - middle-European, anti-semitic old cow.
The better I get to know people, the more I find myself loving dogs.
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JW.Frogen
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Re: The small things
Did you ever get the chance to feed her bad meatloaf Ms. Hebe?
The intestine strikes back!!!!!!!!!
The intestine strikes back!!!!!!!!!
DEEEEEEEEPTHOUGHT IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!
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