'Caucasian' men

[brian ross]

Online advertisement seeking 'Caucasian' men to play Santa taken down

[Valkie]

Yes
Its ok to advertise for abbos, muzzos or any other primitives

But it's not ok to advertise for Caucasians.

They have a case though
Can't have abbos as Santa, they have a long history of being pedophiles
Can't have nig nogs as Santa, they can't keep it in their pants.
Can't have muzzos, they would be checking out the young girls as marriage prospects,
.
That only leaves Caucasians.

[Black Orchid]

Why shouldn't Santa look like Santa? What's wrong with Santa being white? It's obvious some would prefer this ...

[cods]

as someone pointed out on another forum.. they never use other cultures in domestic violence adverts do they? its always a white guy .

imagine the hue and cry if they used an aboriginal...

we would be in the human rights world court

[Rorschach]

Online advertisement seeking 'Caucasian' men to play Santa taken down

YOU keep telling us bwian there is no such thing as RACE...

So what is this Caucasian thing you made up eh?
Oh and why are you being sexist.... tsk, tsk, tsk, bwian....

[Rorschach]

Santa Claus, also known as Saint Nicholas, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, or simply Santa, is a legendary figure originating in Western Christian culture who is said to bring gifts to the homes of well-behaved ("good" or "nice") children on Christmas Eve (24 December) and the early morning hours of Christmas Day (25 December). The modern Santa Claus grew out of traditions surrounding the historical Saint Nicholas (a fourth-century Greek bishop and gift-giver of Myra), the British figure of Father Christmas and the Dutch figure of Sinterklaas (himself also based on Saint Nicholas). Some maintain Santa Claus also absorbed elements of the Germanic god Wodan, who was associated with the pagan midwinter event of Yule and led the Wild Hunt, a ghostly procession through the sky.

Goodness me bwian, now that you admit there are races and they are valid, let's check on Santa eh...
Did you read the facts above?
Seems to me bwian that Caucasian would be appropriate... don't you agree?

[IQS.RLOW]

Brian bark.
Bark bark bark.
But does not bite
Bark bark bark
Brian has no teeth.
Bark bark bark
Brian noisy.
bark bark bark.
People throw bones of truth at Brian.
Brian cannot eat them.
Brian gets confused.
Brian runs away.
See Brian run.
Run Brian run.

[Neferti]

Perhaps they should have just advertised for men to play Santa. Obviously, only white blokes would bother to apply.

[Valkie]

I used to play Santa every year for our bike run at Xmas.

I was literally nearly killed doing this.

How you ask.

I was in a sidecar
A teenage down syndrome boy came over for a cuddle of Santa.
Mom came with him in her somewhat revealing swimming costume.
The boy wrapped his arms around my neck and squeezed
He caught me off guard and I found I could not breath.
I started hitting the rider on the leg to alert him of my predicament, but later he said he thought I was simply indicating the boys mother's attire.

Just before I passed out the mother recognised that Santa was going lump and that her son was choking me.
It took her, the rider and someone else to get him off me.
I had a rotten headache for the rest of the day.

The next year, I was ready, but the boy wasn't allowed outside his fence.
So I got out of the sidecar and gave him a cuddle.

It wasn't his fault.

[FLEKTARN]

Demons.

Santa is clearly White. All the history to back that up. Santa's headquarters was always in Lapland, near Finland. Everybody knows that. Google Maps last year had this fun thing, the Santa tracker. So he started his journey on from Lapland.

Finnish people are White. They're no Black. What the shit!?