Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by JW.Frogen » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:20 pm

Who are you kidding AIA, you are whiter than Wonder Bread at a KKK toasted sandwich convention. (They have these, believe me.)

To Tiger.

He is loosing endorsements. Gaterot or what ever that sugar shit is, I don't drink anything sans alcohol, and a toy action figure.

He needs to move into beer.

Here is my pitch.

Fade in: Tiger hits a hole in one on any golf course.

Cut to: Gallery full of blonde bimbos in tight T shirts and Daisy Dukes of Hazard shorts cheering him on.

Close up: Tiger turns to the camera, takes a swig of the advertiser’s beer and says "You know you want to be me."
DEEEEEEEEPTHOUGHT IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

Aussie

Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by Aussie » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:25 pm

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by Auzgurl » Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:01 pm

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more_ ... _play.html

click on this link and you can vote if you think that Tigers decision to leave the sport for a while, to work on his family problems, is the right one ...go on ,you know you want to...

I voted yes

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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by JW.Frogen » Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:38 am

I vote no.

The way this guy has been bonking there is no way he can stay mongomus, (know thyself), his wife will either have to deal with that, enjoy the lavish life style or leave him.

He must continue to do the only thing he knows how to do, the thing that he is the best in the worl at, golf.

If he was not acting like a flubbering baby and just stating, I am a man and this is my personal life, I will apologise to no one but my family, then he will get other sponsors. PGA viewership goes down by a whopping 50% when he is not playing, they need him, there will be sponsors for him.
DEEEEEEEEPTHOUGHT IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

Auzgurl

Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by Auzgurl » Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:15 am

If he was not acting like a flubbering baby and just stating, I am a man and this is my personal life, I will apologise to no one but my family, then he will get other sponsors. PGA viewership goes down by a whopping 50% when he is not playing, they need him, there will be sponsors for him
who could disagree with that Frogen , not me.

Is it really that difficult for man to resist the urge to stay away form temptation..seriously.

He may be able to stay focussed on his marriage if he wants it to survive?

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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by Hebe » Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:32 am

I voted no too. He might as well get a divorce and get on with it. He won't change and golf will take him back - John Daly is still popular and look at him!
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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by JW.Frogen » Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:35 am

Auzgurl wrote:
He may be able to stay focussed on his marriage if he wants it to survive?
The worse thing you can do for a marriage is to spend too much time together!

If she puts him on a leash, if he can not golf or bonk other women he will go crazy, perhaps even join this forum out of desperation.
DEEEEEEEEPTHOUGHT IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by JW.Frogen » Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:36 am

Hebe wrote: John Daly is still poplar and look at him!
It just a shame he does not know how to golf.
DEEEEEEEEPTHOUGHT IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

Auzgurl

Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by Auzgurl » Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:21 pm

JW.Frogen wrote:
Auzgurl wrote:
He may be able to stay focussed on his marriage if he wants it to survive?
The worse thing you can do for a marriage is to spend too much time together!

If she puts him on a leash, if he can not golf or bonk other women he will go crazy, perhaps even join this forum out of desperation.

"But honey ,she didnt mean anything to me, it was just sex"..

A woman can only hear that so many times , because they know that at some point he will meet another and develop feelings for her.Its not even about the sex.

But being tied together all the time is not healthy either..it comes down to trust in the end.

Tigers wife should come to grips with her situtation and make a decision based on absolutes..he absolutely will stray again . So live with it or leave.

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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by JW.Frogen » Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:28 pm

Best not to even talk about extra marital sex with your partner, neither confirm nor deny.

A healthy sense of oblivion and denial are essential for any marriage.
DEEEEEEEEPTHOUGHT IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

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