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Super Nova
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by Super Nova » Sun Sep 09, 2018 11:30 pm
Dear Dorothy,
I am disturbed by the actions of a megalomaniac who is trying to manipulate his way to power and seeks the ring of power above the power of other rings, even those assigned to GMods.
What should be done to ensure this evil never attains such power and thus ensure the survival of Middle Earth Forums.
Signed,
A concerned Forum Hobbit
Always remember what you post, send or do on the internet is not private and you are responsible.
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cods
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by cods » Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:24 am
bad boy sn the waiting room isnt open YET...
I am working on the price list....
first things first.
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Black Orchid
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by Black Orchid » Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:02 pm
I think this one should be pro bono for the public good
Save the fees tor BigP as I think you are going to earn them lol
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sprintcyclist
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by sprintcyclist » Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:41 pm
My main problem is ............. everyone else.
Right Wing is the Natural Progression.
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BigP
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by BigP » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:22 pm
Super Nova wrote: ↑Sun Sep 09, 2018 11:30 pm
Dear Dorothy,
I am disturbed by the actions of a megalomaniac who is trying to manipulate his way to power and seeks the ring of power above the power of other rings, even those assigned to GMods.
What should be done to ensure this evil never attains such power and thus ensure the survival of Middle Earth Forums.
Signed,
A concerned Forum Hobbit
Is that Cods gold mine ?
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BigP
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by BigP » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:24 pm
cods wrote: ↑Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:24 am
bad boy sn the waiting room isnt open YET...
I am working on the price list....
first things first.
Skip the therapy and just give me a price for all the extras ,,
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Black Orchid
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by Black Orchid » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:31 pm
Careful P those extras might include a very large hammer!
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BigP
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by BigP » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:39 pm
Black Orchid wrote: ↑Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:31 pm
Careful P those extras might include a very large hammer!
As long as she doesnt plan on shoving it up my ass we should be fine.lol
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Super Nova
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by Super Nova » Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:41 pm
Dear Dorothy,
My wife appears to love our new dog more than me.
I thought if I emulated the new pet it would help. I have tried hanging my tongue out and panting really heavily when she is around but that doesn't seem to work. Leg humping has failed as well.
What should i do?
Your Sincerely,
An old dog
Always remember what you post, send or do on the internet is not private and you are responsible.
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sprintcyclist
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by sprintcyclist » Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:47 pm
Super Nova wrote: ↑Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:41 pm
Dear Dorothy,
My wife appears to love our new dog more than me.
I thought if I emulated the new pet it would help. I have tried hanging my tongue out and panting really heavily when she is around but that doesn't seem to work. Leg humping has failed as well.
What should i do?
Your Sincerely,
An old dog
Licking your own testicles would be convincing.
Right Wing is the Natural Progression.
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