Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by JW.Frogen » Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:58 pm

Back to the subject at hand, if I were Tiger Woods every time I whipped out my Tiger Snake I would sing 'Eye of the Tiger'.
DEEEEEEEEPTHOUGHT IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by boxy » Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:41 pm

Aussie wrote:I reckon he is a Wuss, speculatively.

:P
The guy that you speculate is a victim of domestic violence, who leaves the scene without doing damage to the woman involved, is a wuss.

But the guy who instead, nearly blinds the woman by shoving a glass into her face, is wished good luck by you... interesting, as I said.
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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by JW.Frogen » Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:01 pm

A rational God would have stopped at the amoeba and then went on an extended vacation.
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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by Aristos » Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:04 pm

Tiger Woods was charged with reckless driving wasnt he ?

That cant be right he is as boring as white flour and Harold Holt.

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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by boxy » Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:10 pm

JW.Frogen wrote:A rational God would have stopped at the amoeba and then went on an extended vacation.
What makes you think that isn't what happened?
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."

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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by Aussie » Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:57 pm

boxy wrote:
Aussie wrote:I reckon he is a Wuss, speculatively.

:P
The guy that you speculate is a victim of domestic violence, who leaves the scene without doing damage to the woman involved, is a wuss.

But the guy who instead, nearly blinds the woman by shoving a glass into her face, is wished good luck by you... interesting, as I said.
Shit, you almost got away with that one, boxy. I've only just seen it.


But the guy who instead, nearly blinds the woman by shoving a glass into her face, is wished good luck by you... interesting, as I said
Nah, boxy.....the Appeal Court decision says he did not do that, and neither does the Bird's dove.

Now as for The Wuss...

I do conject that his Wife gave him the nails as a consequence of Media talk that he shagged some scrag in Australia. (Breaking news suggests he has also been shagging some other scrag in the USA..........) So, taking that speculation to the next step, if he was not a Wuss, he would say outright that he was having a blue with the Missus, she scraped his face, he got in the SUV, she came after him with a golf club in hand, she was belting the SUV with the club, causing The Wuss to collide with not only a hydrant, but also a tree.

..................hence, boxy, the complete lockdown from Wuss Central on a public explanation that makes truthful sense of the time of the event, and the outcome.

8-)

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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by boxy » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:47 am

And yet you wish the luck to the guy who shoved a glass in his birds face... and yes, he did... even by what she eventually presented in court, after his mate refused to take the rap.

"She came at me wit the glass, I shoved it back at her... nearly took her eye out... wasn't my fault, your honour."
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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by donniedarko » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:56 am

And we now start to see the truty, as Tiger admits/apologises for his 'transgressions'...http://www.smh.com.au/sport/golf/i-regr ... utostart=1

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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:44 am

Woods is a money-making endorsement machine. He will no more be hurt by this than was Kate Moss after it was predicted her days of hawking pricey accessories were over after being busted for drug use.

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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by Aussie » Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:45 pm

"She came at me wit the glass, I shoved it back at her... nearly took her eye out... wasn't my fault, your honour."
Is that actually what he said?

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