Ban on cats in NZ
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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
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- BigP
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Re: Ban on cats in NZ
Cats are fucken evil, and the only good one is a dead one. I have a policy of shooting cats on my property, and that has included a couple of my families ,
- Black Orchid
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Re: Ban on cats in NZ
Someone shot my dog once and I swear if any other psychotic idiot ever shot one of my animals again I would shoot them right back!
I am a good shot though so don't worry. I would just take out one knee then depending on how good that felt I might take out the other ... or not.
- BigP
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Re: Ban on cats in NZ
I am a good shot. so you would never know that it was me, as your beloved pet would end up in a beautifull plot overlooking the waitakere rangers lolBlack Orchid wrote: ↑Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:47 pmSomeone shot my dog once and I swear if any other psychotic idiot ever shot one of my animals again I would shoot them right back!
I am a good shot though so don't worry. I would just take out one knee then depending on how good that felt I might take out the other ... or not.
- Black Orchid
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Re: Ban on cats in NZ
Pretty damned sure that if you were a neighbour I would know it was you lolBigP wrote: ↑Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:51 pmI am a good shot. so you would never know that it was me, as your beloved pet would end up in a beautifull plot overlooking the waitakere rangers lolBlack Orchid wrote: ↑Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:47 pmSomeone shot my dog once and I swear if any other psychotic idiot ever shot one of my animals again I would shoot them right back!
I am a good shot though so don't worry. I would just take out one knee then depending on how good that felt I might take out the other ... or not.
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Re: Ban on cats in NZ
Black Orchid wrote: ↑Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:52 pmPretty damned sure that if you were a neighbour I would know it was you lolBigP wrote: ↑Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:51 pmI am a good shot. so you would never know that it was me, as your beloved pet would end up in a beautifull plot overlooking the waitakere rangers lolBlack Orchid wrote: ↑Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:47 pmSomeone shot my dog once and I swear if any other psychotic idiot ever shot one of my animals again I would shoot them right back!
I am a good shot though so don't worry. I would just take out one knee then depending on how good that felt I might take out the other ... or not.
I put on a very calm face for my neighbours, they have no idea they are living next door to a sociopath lol
- BigP
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Re: Ban on cats in NZ
Except for the stupid Dutch prick up the front that is, His cat was the first to go lol
- Black Orchid
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Re: Ban on cats in NZ
I would be more inclined to shoot the neighbour
- BigP
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Re: Ban on cats in NZ
Have been tempted from time to time lol
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Re: Ban on cats in NZ
yes, comment here are aligned with my ways of dealing with neighbours errant pets
Do it anonymously.
Never ever say you dislike someones pet to the owner.
Pet owners often have psychosis about their pets
Do it anonymously.
Never ever say you dislike someones pet to the owner.
Pet owners often have psychosis about their pets
Right Wing is the Natural Progression.
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Re: Ban on cats in NZ
Same with their kids really.
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