Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

[Aussie]

I guess it does not matter how rich or famous you are, it all boils down the relationship you have with your spouse. Ya know, on my way to Golf this morning at about 6.30am, the News had Woods in a serious condition in hospital. Now, it seems in the early hours of same morning Mr and Mrs Woods had a shit fight about what tank Tiger was servicing. There are some reports that Mrs Woods fingernailed his visage, and others asserting the facial damage was a result of the motor vehicle accident. No matter................the enamel, the gloss has now come off the Tiger. This will harm him.

Let's conject.

The Missus: You arsehole, you shagged that bitch in Australia.

The Wuss: Nah, we just had dinner, she went her way and I went mine, Dear Beloved.

The Missus: You lying Wuss, you shagged her, I know you did....here cop the nails.

The Wuss: Ow, that hurted me, and now I am bleeding, and......and......and.........my face.....my face.......how ever will I explain the blemishes.

The Missus: Dilligaf!

The Wuss: Dear Beloved, I am going to get in my car, and drive werry slowly so that the bags don't go off, I'm gonna hit a hydrant, you come out to the devastation, get a golf stick.................nah, nah noooooo Dear Beloved you do not hit me with it......you smash the glass of the car to wescue me, and I will have a werry werry good explanation about those blemishes to my oh so clean and pristine cheeks.


http://au.news.yahoo.com/queensland/a/- ... car-crash/

[boxy]

So, you get all hyped up about the media daring to call Bird "disgraced", but don't mind putting the boot into Tiger with your own speculation only days later?

Meh.

[Aussie]

So, you get all hyped up about the media daring to call Bird "disgraced", but don't mind putting the boot into Tiger with your own speculation only days later?

Meh.

Boxy, boxy, boxy....................I did not speculate, as you obviously failed to notice my injunction that we 'conject.' Did some sheep turkey slap you tonight?

Huh?

[boxy]

Conject = speculate.

Hope this helps.

[boxy]

Also interesting that in your speculation, you describe the victim of domestic violence as "The Wuss"...

[Aussie]

I reckon he is a Wuss, speculatively.

[Auzgurl]

Conject = speculate.

Hope this helps.

hes a lawyer he knows that - der

[JW.Frogen]

I always the Tiger was one of the most boring (if skillful) sportsmen in the world.

Now he has a slice of interesting in him.

If I were at a tournament he was in I would yell out "be careful what hole you put it in Tiger!"

[Hebe]

Nothing wrong with that syntax.

[JW.Frogen]

Lord knows I can sin, and women know I can tax, but I can not syntax.