I just went through security at the airport...

[Black Orchid]

I think he must have liked the look of Nicole and I feel a little bit sick even typing that. Poor Nicole

[BigP]

...and a fucking swarthy Muslim patted me down.

Oh the ironing!

I hope it was a woman?

I hope she didn't grab your crutch?

It is a CROTCH both males and female have one.

the part of the human body between the legs where they join the torso.

A crutch is one of these.

Alcohol is my crutch and I must confess it makes me a little limp on occasion ,,