Hill billy capers

[Neferti]

LOL

You probably need to go to the Local Red Light area for a quickie.

[J o h n S m i t h]

LOL

You probably need to go to the Local Red Light area for a quickie.

certainly sounds like it

[Outlaw Yogi]

LOL

You probably need to go to the Local Red Light area for a quickie.

Hmmm ... yeah maybe, haven't had a root for a while, but several years before I left Bundy I cohabited with an ex B&D/S&M wench and former brothel madam who turned the place into a part time (speed) junkies den, which most of the local sex workers visited quite regularly. They were all (except 1 - Melisa who got run out of town by another whore and her Rebel MC pimp) speed junkies and nothing but dramas ... and incredibly expensive .. well compared with Sydney anyway.
In 2012 a mate from Sydney stayed 10 months at my block (in the donga) because he was working up around Gladstone (2 hours away), needed somewhere he could keep a dog (bull terrier bitch) but due to the FIFO miners and Curtis Is gas works personel rents for a crappy old weather board cottage were $800 p/w ... he told me he checked out Bundy's and Gladstone's prostitutes and they were all ugly - rejects from the big cities reckoned.

[Neferti]

LOL

You probably need to go to the Local Red Light area for a quickie.

Hmmm ... yeah maybe, haven't had a root for a while, but several years before I left Bundy I cohabited with an ex B&D/S&M wench and former brothel madam who turned the place into a part time (speed) junkies den, which most of the local sex workers visited quite regularly. They were all (except 1 - Melisa who got run out of town by another whore and her Rebel MC pimp) speed junkies and nothing but dramas ... and incredibly expensive .. well compared with Sydney anyway.
In 2012 a mate from Sydney stayed 10 months at my block (in the donga) because he was working up around Gladstone (2 hours away), needed somewhere he could keep a dog (bull terrier bitch) but due to the FIFO miners and Curtis Is gas works personel rents for a crappy old weather board cottage were $800 p/w ... he told me he checked out Bundy's and Gladstone's prostitutes and they were all ugly - rejects from the big cities reckoned.

You know, Yogi, you should keep a copy of all these stories of yours ... one day you might get them published (seriously) and live happily ever after on the book proceeds.

[Outlaw Yogi]

Nice avatar pic Nef ...

As mentioned previously I have a billy goat called Ratchet ...

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Now I have a nanny goat called Socket ... and her kidd called Shifter

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* Shifter was going to be called Sprocket, as in progeny of Socket
but if I called one, both would come.

Merry Goatmas.

[Black Orchid]

The Spanner family? Cute goats. Merry Christmas Yogi

[Outlaw Yogi]

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Been digging my way to China .. so I can put a bomb under it .. 'coz they won't give me a terrorist er tourist visa ... and if you belive that you're as dumb as the ranking Bundy copper who's black mailed a number of people at my work to become police informants, trying to protect an illegal gun runner who sucks him off ... not to mention some neighbours and a pocket dweller or few.

Talk about life imitating art ... it's like the Truman show come to life, except I can't stand Jim Carey. Not to worry though, 'coz one day his superior/s will ask "So you've exhausted hundreds of thousands of dollars and man hours on one person, what have you got to show for it?" and he'll have to reply "Nothing yet Sir"

[Outlaw Yogi]

Meanwhile the latest addition to my menagerie is Max - Bull Mastiff/Bordeaux X Bull Mastiff/Pit er American Staffy ...

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[Outlaw Yogi]

On the work front ... if you want to put my boss in a bad mood, let the girl from Gympie drive the tractor ...

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If you're wondering what that contraption being towed by the tractor is, we call it a "Picking machine". So while we're doing yoga on ladders and being poked with poison thorns we cut off and throw the fruit at the vinyl tarps ... the machine sprays the fruit with a bleach/chlorine solution called Mango wash to prevent bruising.
That's how we pick in summer, because the fruit sweats causing bruising in the heat (start at 5:30am).
Rest of the time/year we use picking bags which we dump into those yellow bins on the ground, but the green fruit must be dry or it bruises, so we start later ... like 9am or so.

Often while working the boss buzzes us with this twin engine job ...

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[Neferti]

Max is Cute ...