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Lefteee

Re: Chat

Post by Lefteee » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:10 pm

Obviously, that was a test.

Jovial Monk

Re: Chat

Post by Jovial Monk » Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:51 am

the img tags were right, but you need a link to an image between them--HTH.

Lefteee

Re: Chat

Post by Lefteee » Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:03 am

I had it worked out back in KRS days but I haven't practiced since the day kruddy turned of the image function just because some jerk complained about the completely unoffensive pictures posted by HS

Jovial Monk

Re: Chat

Post by Jovial Monk » Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:00 am

You can't control your temper by losing it!

Q. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot!


Q. Why did the computer cross the road?

A. The chicken programmed it!

Jovial Monk

Re: Chat

Post by Jovial Monk » Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:51 pm

Got this in my email just now:

THIS ONE IS SOOOOOOOO TRUE - PLEASE READ IT
Good one

I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avante garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant.

I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging.

Whose business is it if I choose to read or play on the computer until 4AM and sleep until noon? I will dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the 60 & 70's, and if I, at the same time, wish to weep over a lost love ... I will.

I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is stretched over a bulging body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to, despite the pitying glances from the jet set.

They, too, will get old. I know I am sometimes forgetful. But there again, some of life is just as well forgotten. And I eventually remember the important things.

Sure, over the years my heart has been broken. How can your heart not break when you lose a loved one, or when a child suffers, or even when somebody's beloved pet gets hit by a car? But broken hearts are what give us strength and understanding and compassion. A heart never broken is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being imperfect.

I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turning gray, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep grooves on my face.
So many have never laughed, and so many have died before their hair could turn silver.

As you get older, it is easier to be positive. You care less about what other people think. I don't question myself anymore. I've even earned the right to be wrong.

So, to answer your question, I like being old.. It has set me free. I like the person I have become. I am not going to live forever, but while I am still here, I will not waste time lamenting what could have been, or worrying about what will be. And I shall eat dessert every single day(if I feel like it).

MAY OUR FRIENDSHIP NEVER COME APART ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART!

MAY YOU ALWAYS HAVE A RAINBOW OF SMILES ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART FOREVER AND EVER! FRIENDS FOREVER!

Forward this to at least 7 people
and see what happens on your screen . You will laugh your head
off!!!!!!!!!!!

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boxy
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Re: Chat

Post by boxy » Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:55 pm

Lamest spamail evah.

"I'm old and fat, but I don't care what others think."
"So much so that I'll send this email to everyone I know, justifying my fatness."

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."

Jovial Monk

Re: Chat

Post by Jovial Monk » Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:59 pm

And another person confuses my avatar for me.

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boxy
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Re: Chat

Post by boxy » Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:48 pm

Or is it you confusing my comment on what you posted for a comment upon you?
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."

Jovial Monk

Re: Chat

Post by Jovial Monk » Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:53 pm

It's all just too confusing!



:)

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Re: Chat

Post by boxy » Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:55 pm

Indubitably.
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."

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