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Mission Improbable

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:27 pm

:P
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Re: Mission Improbable

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Thu Feb 09, 2017 2:49 pm

This is (look alike image of) Schizo Dope Grower

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He has eight hundred acres at the base of Mad Man's Rock.
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Schizo Dope Grower is currently in gaol for disturbing the peace.
He has made a deal with Mount Isa Mechanic to swap his American Caterpillar D4D dozer for a Swedish Same tractor so he can cannibalise the gear box to repair his own tractor.
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Re: Mission Improbable

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:17 pm

Your mission is to go to his cabin near the base of Mad Man's Rock, remove the blade from his dozer, remove the spring pack, weld up the cracked spring pack casing
before replacing the repaired spring pack and remove the dozer from his property before he is released from gaol in mid March 2017, in case he changes his psychotic
mind about swapping his Catapillar dozer for a Same tractor.

His dozer has the head, pisons, sleeves and con rods removed. The crank is worn into an egg shape, so cannot be driven.
You must use one American and one English International dozers to drag and push his dozer from his camp, across Wild Pig Creek and load onto a truck near his stock
yard.
If his 15 tonne dozer is to heavy for the 1972 Ford truck, you will need to drag and push it several kilometers to Gin Gin Creek and then fifteen kilometers along
Gin Gin Creek to avoid Sargeant Hardarse handing out tickets for three unregistered vehicles and and Councilor Fusspot dropping his baby if he sees dozer tracks on
the road.
You must then take a Same tractor to Schizo Dope Grower's place and leave it near his cabin.
If you decide to accept this mission you will face sweat, dramas and biting insects.
Should you fail in your mission your insurance broker will deny all knowledge of your existence.

The equipment:
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Re: Mission Improbable

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:23 pm

Target identified ...
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Aw fukit!
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Re: Mission Improbable

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:29 pm

According to Murphy's anarchy, what can fuck up will be a drama ...

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Re: Mission Improbable

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:37 pm

Baden Powel said "Be prepared" ...

Dozer 2
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Dozer 1
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Re: Mission Improbable

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Mon Feb 13, 2017 7:53 pm

Back in action ...
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Re: Mission Improbable

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Mon Feb 13, 2017 7:58 pm

Next step ...
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Re: Mission Improbable

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:02 pm

:P
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Re: Mission Improbable

Post by Wayne » Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:28 am

Well bugger me Yogi! (don't take that literally OK?)

I bought property up your way last October!

https://www.realestate.com.au/sold/prop ... -122499694
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