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Happiness is. . .

Post by Jovial Monk » Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:32 am

. . .reading Deepshit's whining about being banned from here

. . .drinking a damn good latte

. . .and eating a slice of a great firm fruit loaf sprinkled with pistachio oil

But mainly reading Deepshit's whining on page fucking thirty of his "Death of WWPA" thread. Bliss!


:mrgreen:

Edit: the whining has gone on for another page. will the whining reach page 40, 50? Stay tuned! When will IQ call Deepshit a "whiny rightwing fuck"?

Double edit: the whining has gone on for 33 pages. I reckon it will hit 40 easy by tomorrow morning. IQ for some weird reason has not (yet?) called Deepshit a "whiny rightwing retard" but surely that day is coming closer???

Triple edit: the whining reached page 34. So far from calling DT a whining rightwing fucktard IQ is there whining along with his bum mate. I do take exception to this bleat from the wether:
owe you an apology Monk. As does IQ.

Fang is not the Monk. Sorry mate.
I am not your mate, fuckwit! Of course I did try to help make it look like Fangdangle was me by using phat, phail etc yesterday.

We still have no real idea who tried to hack into Mantra's photobucket account with the nick "JovialMonk." I do know DT has an account at photobucket because that is where he hosted a photoshopped compilation of two photos stolen from my website. He used "Jovial Monk" at Debate & Relate after he got booted from there and have little doubt it is him that hacked or tried to hack Mantra's account. You got form for that, don't you arsehole? How about owning up and apologising to Mantra?

Oh boy, this is a beauty:
You, skip, believed a liar. Don't get yourself included there after "boxy, Hebe and freeloader repeat the error. And then the Monk repeats it after hearing your error." You need to be fully aware that Aussie is dishonest most of the time.
I think Deepshit lies ALL THE FUCKING TIME! I don't think Aussie lies as a way of putting a point of view across as DT does. Of course, I never lie :)

Quadruple edit: the whining has gone on for 35 pages now, any takers for 40 pages of whining, 50? The whining about my not accepting a lying invite (and then Deepshit accuses Aussie of lying!) is now 3 pages long--will that bit of whining reach 10 pages, 20? You lied in the invite, Deepshit, all that crap about "asking the member to relinguish the JM nick" when it is you doing that. No word about the misuse of my nick & avatar by LOW_IQ in Phorum Wars. A lie from a liar, why was I not surprised?

Quintuple edit: the whining has reached 41 pages. The resident troll has insulted members' families twice, AiA once and the arseholes are still safely ensconced in the Sheep Pen but if you are even a tad left of centre you will get banned even where what you said is not an attack on a member's family. Heh, I know!

Sextuple edit: the whining has reached page forty fucking five! Sapho has joined in the whining as have AG and Skippy. Anybody heard that duet, two sopranos singing like cats? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FAa-g_7PRM) Hilarious. Fucks sake, leave DT & IQ and their socks in the Sheep Pen and come here and enjoy some decent debate about all sorts of things--I posted a great Scented Fish Salad recipe this morning.

Septuple edit: The wether has again invited me to rejoin the Sheep Pen. This time there was no fucking lie about asking the holder of my nick to relinguish it etc for which I am grateful but also no mention of any move toward meeting my preconditions for rejoining Deepshit's shambles.

Octuple edit: Hmmmm interesting. The wether, sooooo solicitous of families not being attacked by leftards has actually left several attacks on leftards' families stand. hip hip hipocrite indeed :lol:

Nonuple edit: (had to do this for the trolls, flamers & liars in the Sheep Pen who are looking forward to this eagerly) with a following wind they crashed through 50 pages of whining and reached 52! Perhaps the help of AiA and SN gave the added impetus?

Decuple edit: there is a thread in the Sheep Pen's manure pile aka Thunderbox where my name is being freely bandied about as we expect in the "safe" Phorum. Somebody posting as "Mantra." (note the little dot, folks!) made some not nice remarks about the nosy bitch. Wasn't me, Mantra, my conditions for any return to the Sheep Pen have not even begun to be met. Probably your nice playmate LOW_IQ I reckon.

Hendetuple edit: On p53 of the multipage, multimonth whine:
As Lefty/Monk is afraid to post here we should just copy his fantasies across and show him what a fool he is. We tore his 'structural deficit' claims apart and he has stopped bleating about them as he sees we rightys are right.
(NB:His Membership Drive having produced not a sausage he quickly drops the Monk/Lefty bullshit and pleads with Lefty to rejoin the Sheep Pen. He cannot be consistent for more than five minutes. If he would stop all the lying and then the coverups for page after boring page perhaps he could be more consistent. No chance Deepshit being honest at all I reckon. Born liar and thief.

bwahahaha I posted stuff from a Treasury paper and Rainbow Moonlight clearly showed the wether what a structural budget deficit was so he scuttles back to the Sheep Pen and bleated "There can be no structural deficit so there was no structural deficit, baa a a " Well, the woolly brained one might believe that that amounts to tearing apart but no one else does. Of course we know why the wether cannot accept that there can be a structural deficit, it means eventually having to concede that the vast bulk of government debt is due to Tip's structural deficit becoming a real one. Tip paid off $96Bn of govt debt and left us with over $200Bn of govt debt! Dodging that issue tho is the act of a child, not an adult.

Wether, try tearing this argument apart: http://ozpolitic.com/polanimal/viewtopi ... hilit=snow That is where I truly did tear into shreds your stupid "Severe winter in London proves no global warming" bleat (can't call it an argument.)

Note he is continuing the crap about me and Lefty being the same and that we are "afraid" to join the Sheep Pen. Good one, Baldrick, I am sure your cunning little plan that must not fail is proceeding smoothly to its inevitable collapse.

Dodecatuple edit: Baldrick is continuing on with his cunning plan that must not fail. He bleats "How can Monk say Aussie [and Baldrick, that mysteriously got left out of Baldrick's post] knows me and Lefty are not socks. Elementary my dear Wether, you both saw the IP Nos for me and Lefty. Rather different, weren't they? Deepshit, liar and thief! And the whining has reached 55 pages. Fiftyfive pages of whining and lying. Take a bow, Sheep Pen.

Tridecatuple edit: the whining has reached 60 pages! The wether is spinning (what an appropriate analogy, spinning is what you do with wool! hahaha) wildly because he has now posted or had posted personal information of four people on his shambles of a phorum: Hebe, boxy, Monk & now Aussie. Oh yeah, your phorum is a safe place, wether NOT!

Tetrahaidecatuple edit: things are happening fast and furious. No, that is just Baldrick spinning. LOW_IQ at least knows how to Google and ferreted out and published in the Sheep Pen Aussie's actual name and address in the Sheep Pen. Baldrick has been saying for fucking ever the Sheep Pen is a safe place to post in. Yet all Baldrick did in the face of this gross breach of a member's privacy is. . .spin. Nothing will be done about it.

These are the "rules" at the sheep pen:
Moderation:

Illegal content is prohibited by the administrator and by law so if your posts border on illegality;

if you post illegal content,

If you are spamming,

if you are blatantly stalking which is threatening to another or

if you breach the privacy of any person, member or not, by posting personally revealing information your stay here may be cut short.


If you feel abuse of a member's family is necessary to make your point you may be farewelled as you obviously have no point to make.

If you have no reason to be here other than to intimidate and menace others who are enjoying the freedom of the board, you may find yourself locked out.
Written in invisible ink after each of those: Unless you are IQ or another brain dead right whinger like Anus in Atlanta.

Listen kiddies: do NOT play in the Sheep Pen. It is a dangerous place full of evil sheeple. The wether in charge is impotent (well, duh!) and has no ability or desire to really safeguard anyone's privacy or cybersafety. Hope Sapho will be OK.

Pentakaidetuple edit: the whining and illegal invasion of privacy has smashed through 60 pages to reach 63 pages! The least safe and most dangerous place to post is the Sheep Pen. Do not go there. The rules only apply to leftwingers, Right Wing Dirt Bags can break them with impunity. Remember what I said in another thread: it is clear even to Baldrick that the Fibs will be in Opposition a decade and without real renewal will fade to big minor-party status. No renewal is happening so the Sheep Pen becomes ever more vicious!

Quintakaidetuple edit: For the crime of IQ posting Aussie's real name and address Baldrick, spinning like a hangar full of orreries, banned for two days--Aussie! The whining and wild spinning has now reached 64 pages. Do not post int he Sheep Pen kiddies, it is not safe!

An amusing little sidenote here, rather revealing I think, in IQ posting "Some people call me a hero. . . ." Does he, in his own mind, see his flaming and trolling as heroic acts? Nothing in real life that he did that might be heroic, just this trolling from the safety of a keyboard and a proxy address, with the real trolling and flaming only in the one forum where he can get away with it, viz. Baldrick's forum? a contemptible cur rather than a hero I think.

Sextakaidetuple edit: the whining has reached 65 PAGES! In recognition of my role as honest & fearless reporter I get a mention or three. Gee guys and wethers, I am flattered! See what total and complete 110% perpetual and perfect honesty will get you! Just like in the Sheep Pen! They are all totally honest! Really, in their dreams they are :)

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Well, I guess Deepshit only likes making fun of other people and doesn't like the favor returned--his Off Topic area is hidden from guests. Sorry old wether, not going to join up, doubtless I will be PMed about any deleirious happenings there.
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Note to above: Baldrick has seen that hiding Off Topic doesn't really stop me learning what is happening there and has left it open today.

Septakaidetuple edit: The thread about the death of this forum (pardon, alive & well & attracting new members!) has reached 971 posts--will it hit 1000, 1100? Place your bets laze & gemmem. Aussie has taken star billing, silly dick doesn't realise lefties shouldn't protest invasions of privacy in the domain of sheepshit! Hmmm later reports came in of boxy getting a mention for bagging me, naughty boxy! Come one wether, act (did say act!) like a big boy and stop hiding the Bar & Grill (where discussion of food and drink ist verboten!)

Octakaidetuple edit: The "Death' of "WW"PA is still only at 65 pages--get a move on you sheep and billygoats. For some reason Baldrick has quoted from way back in the real PA Aussie telling Baldrick he was a trouble maker. I think I would have kept that hidden, but we see now a glimpse of Deepshit the phorum wrecker! Baldrick is now spinning like all the electrons in the universe to hide the fact his resident troll has posted Aussie's name and address in the Sheep Pen. A lefty doing that would already have had the boot but the troll will be allowed to go on, errrr, wrecking Baldrick's forum! WTF?

Baldrick's last post is a fine example of spin, obfuscation and rank hypocrisy:
Well he was implying you (IQ) should be banned from here after he revealed his own alleged details . . .

And those details he originally denied were referring to him were also posted on the TWWPA by him and left there by every mod and admin (including the owner of the board, freeloader) . . .

And those details which Aussie originally said were not him, and now says are him are still there (as at the time of posting) . . .

He has to ban himself for posting them and leaving them on the board for over a year or he would be adding reeking hypocrite to pathological liar . . .

I deduce he has banned himself to avoid being a stinking hypocrite . . .
( I love the last sentence, written by the rankest, stinkingest and biggest fucking hypocrite Baldrick aka Deepshit!) The point was, IQ stalked and posted Aussie's name and address and is still in the Sheep Pen instead of being banned as Baldrick's own rule require! Hip hip hipocrite!

Hmmm Anus in Atlantis is being a right crawler, right up Baldrick's arse! And doesn't Baldrick just love that! Roomy old arse, accommodates both Anus in Atlantis and Mantra!

The membership drive is completely bogged down. Intelligent political debate like this from LOW_IQ:
Continue to slither around in your own shit you filthy fucking vermin. You seem to enjoy it.
should be enticing droves of new members :mrgreen: Add in the real names being tossed around int here with abandon and even Blind Freddie can see the Sheep Pen will be just Deepshit, LOW_IQ and Naffie. And socks. Lots of socks!

Deepshit will never ban LOW_IQ, no matter how gross his behavior, the stalking etc so that leads to the conclusion that:

1. Deepshit is a hypocrite, and/or;

2. Deepshit is afraid of LOW_IQ, and/or;

3. Deepshit is LOW_IQ.

Nonakaidetuple edit: The whining has now reached 66 pages. Remember the thread is called "Death of the Real PA" yet the real PA is is rude strong health. That has to be shitting off Baldrick! Oh, and Annielaurie is a sock, Bladrick knows but isn't telling :) Fucking childish, eh? Sapho stated
It's been three days Deepthought and still we wait with hands gripping seats, leaned forward in anticipation
and still! No! Result! Bloody constipation!

In none of all these pages of whining has the wether accepted/admitted he fucking lied. So both threads will go on and on to bury the lie. A frequent happening in the Sheep Pen.

Icosatuple edit: after a lull--providing non-stop slapstick entertainment is wearing, I suppose :) Now, in the pages above I have documented how the resident troll and Anus in Atlantis both attacked member's families and that they are both still in the Sheep Pen and so are those posts. That doesn't stop our fearless hip hip hipocrite demanding that Aussie remove a couple of posts from PA--from PA mind you where he is not even a member! So the thread lurches on from 66 to 67 pages.

Mantra, you do realise it is Deepshit misusing my nick & avatar in the Sheep Pen, don't you? So the thing about asking whoever was using that nick to relinquish it was BS, a lie, don't you? OK? good. Now why do you think the thief and liar asked me to join the Sheep Pen, think it might be to kill PA?


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its a great day

Re: Happiness is. . .

Post by its a great day » Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:07 pm

to be reading WWPA, and then trying to chew your own fucking leg off.

On Jovial Monk's ignore list

Re: Happiness is. . .

Post by On Jovial Monk's ignore list » Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:24 pm

......being falsely accused of being Curry Muncher/DT's sock, and then waiting forever for an apology.

in the know ( taps side of nose and winks)

Re: Happiness is. . .

Post by in the know ( taps side of nose and winks) » Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:36 pm

That your not either of those two, your not funny enough, so get on with it teacher

It's me again.

Re: Happiness is. . .

Post by It's me again. » Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:03 pm

in the know ( taps side of nose and winks) wrote:That your not either of those two, your not funny enough, so get on with it teacher
In this case, you spelt 'your' incorrectly. Sorry, it's the teacher in me.

Wilhelmina S.

Re: Happiness is. . .

Post by Wilhelmina S. » Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:14 pm

Happiness would be my son moving out and finding his first girlfriend. What does he do in his bedroom with the door locked?

RSPCA

Re: Happiness is. . .

Post by RSPCA » Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:18 pm

We have some animals go missing. Can you check under his bed for us?

Wilhelmina S.

Re: Happiness is. . .

Post by Wilhelmina S. » Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:25 pm

He put a key lock on the door years ago and locks it when he leaves for the day. It isn't healthy for a grown man to desire so much privacy. What is wrong? It has been years since he sheets have been washed.

Jovial Monk

Re: Happiness is. . .

Post by Jovial Monk » Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:49 am

Have edited the original post in this thread. Have a read, laughs for all :)

Wilhelmina S.

Re: Happiness is. . .

Post by Wilhelmina S. » Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:45 am

RSPCA wrote:We have some animals go missing. Can you check under his bed for us?
I heard a whimper coming from his bedroom after he locked it and left for the day this morning. I didn't want to believe he keeps animals in there but Demi is outside .... and do any of you know the signs of masturbation? I keep asking him to bring out his sheets to be washed but he refuses. In the meantime I will say a prayer.

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