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[Swami Dring]

When I poo at work, I use the disabled toilet. The cubicles in the men's are an insult to human dignity and I simply will not use them. I won't!

The bodna bay, on the other hand, is spacious, clean and 100% private. It is imperative that no-one sees me pooing.

The only drawback with the bodna bay is that the lighting is too intense. Two big-ass fluoros in a small room = way too much light. Switch it off, however and it's pitch black.

The solution? A nightlight.

Yes, I now poo by nightlight. I find it mitigates the horror of the experience.

[freediver]

Are the cubicles too narrow for you?

[Swami Dring]

Are the cubicles too narrow for you?

Well, my user name on another forum is "Merbumza Biggee".

But seriously, why aren't our home toilets separated from the rest of our bathrooms by a mere partition?

Because we likes our privacy. That doesn't change just because we happen to be pooing at work.

[JW Frogen]

When I poo at work, I use the disabled toilet. .

LOL!

My wife does the same thing in every public toilet.

Once a disabled woman in a wheel chair interrogated her as she left the toilet and my wife said, "you don't know my disability!”

Disabled toilets for all humankind!

[freediver]

Do you have doors on the cubicles? I know they don't in kindergartens, but the adults should get to use the staff toilets. If they have doors on the cubicles, you should shut them. That way you won't get those wierd looks while you're taking a dump.

But seriously, why aren't our home toilets separated from the rest of our bathrooms by a mere partition

Most offices don't have showers etc, but when they do, they are separated by more than a partition. Otherwise you'd get water on the floor in the toilet, which could be a problem if someone slipped over and couldn't get back up due to the confined space.

[JW Frogen]

Do you have doors on the cubicles? I know they don't in kindergartens, but the adults should get to use the staff toilets. If they have doors on the cubicles, you should shut them. That way you won't get those wierd looks while you're taking a dump.

But seriously, why aren't our home toilets separated from the rest of our bathrooms by a mere partition

Most offices don't have showers etc, but when they do, they are separated by more than a partition. Otherwise you'd get water on the floor in the toilet, which could be a problem if someone slipped over and couldn't get back up due to the confined space.

OK.

[Aussie]

Because we likes our privacy.

I am sure you meant to add....

"Royalty cheque to Aussie!"

[Swami Dring]

Do you have doors on the cubicles? I know they don't in kindergartens, but the adults should get to use the staff toilets. If they have doors on the cubicles, you should shut them. That way you won't get those wierd looks while you're taking a dump.

But seriously, why aren't our home toilets separated from the rest of our bathrooms by a mere partition

Most offices don't have showers etc, but when they do, they are separated by more than a partition. Otherwise you'd get water on the floor in the toilet, which could be a problem if someone slipped over and couldn't get back up due to the confined space.

WTF?

You channelling Grampa Simpson there Freeby?

[AiA in Atlanta]

I lived for years in Japan and I do miss the toilet cubicles: they were so tight a cockroach couldn't craw in, walls all the way down to the floor and high enough, usually all the way to the ceiling, so no giants can peer down at my crotch with no gaps in the corners for Peeping Pervs. Total privacy.

[Swami Dring]

I lived for years in Japan and I do miss the toilet cubicles: they were so tight a cockroach couldn't craw in, walls all the way down to the floor and high enough, usually all the way to the ceiling, so no giants can peer down at my crotch with no gaps in the corners for Peeping Pervs. Total privacy.

That's what it's all about. I would cop a cubicle like the one you describe.

I need to be isolated when I kiss my little friends goodbye.