Woody Allen

[JW Frogen Popping]

Woody has done it again, now he has divorced his former step daughter and married his own sperm.

Alan Alda was the Officiant.

[Annie Hall]

And Mia Farrow?

[JW Frogen Popping]

And Mia Farrow?

Ms. Farrow could not be reached for comment but her publicist and 25th child Yum Yum said that there was no chance Ms. Farrow would ever adopt any more of Woody Allen's sperm.

[Vic Tayback]

What does a man really want in an after-shave lotion?

[JW Frogen Popping]

A1 Steak Sauce.

[Jovial Monk]

FROGES! Stop bloody popping and talk to Aussie who can get you logged in properly again.

[Vic Tayback]

A1 Steak Sauce.

I used to be a lousy cook.

[JW Frogen Popping]

I used to be a lousy cook.

But I bet you had a crack a "Dingy" with your dingy.

[Spock]

I used to be a lousy cook.

But I bet you had a crack a "Dingy" with your dingy.

I have dingleberries orbiting my blackhole. Is that a Klingon near Uranus?

[Worf]

JW

I used to be a lousy cook.

But I bet you had a crack a "Dingy" with your dingy.

I have dingleberries orbiting my blackhole. Is that a Klingon near Uranus?

They are closing the anus, use the cloaking device!!!!!

BAKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!