Hill billy capers

[Outlaw Yogi]

I love your capers, yogi, they always get a LOL out of me.

Thanks, and glad I can incite a smile at the least.

I'm still laughing about the laser site on Ben and his schizo mate they must have shit themselves

Yes indeed, but there's far more to that chain of events than I've let on.
Turns out when I posted Ben (whom I've dubbed 'Benny Fables') had been home invaded and bashed in Gin Gin on All Hallows Eve, had run off to Brissy and didn't expect him to return, I had spoken too soon.
Within 2-3 weeks, so prior to my post mentioning it, he had indeed returned to Gin Gin and was cohabiting behind the Bridgestone tyre dealership with his schizo mate Wayne Jones (or Alien Wayne because he's obsessed with aliens, min min lights and the ghost of his hated father come back to haunt him).
According to Gin Gin gossip they had done a number of break ins in Rosedale and Wallaville, in which they'd damaged several dwellings removing gun safes to acquire about 30 guns, which they were reputedly selling around Gin Gin.
And the bloke on the left in the 2nd photo (of me holding baby croc) in the 2nd post on this page, who for the time being I will refer to as 'Custard Guts' is implicated upto his scrotum. He threatened to shoot me in Oct 15. Fortunately I know he's full of shit and always needs someone else to do his dirty work. If he pushes his luck I'll blow the lid on this can of worm regarding what I know of his activities for at least 19 years. He's a long term trouble maker who lost all his ethics (assuming he had some)popping anti-depressants, introduced Benny Fables to me and has alot to lose if he doesn't learn to mind his own hypocritical business.
As I announced to whomever skulking around the scrub next to my place recently "I reckon I'm pretty easy going, but piss me off and I'm as extreme as they come"

[Outlaw Yogi]

This cave (?) has gold metalic particles in the rock strata, and I'm not actually sure if it's actually a natural cave, or and old digging ...

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All Aussies should know who this Laughing Jackass character is ... at another mineral prospector's place I met exploring in the hills ...

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This is what it looks like driving out of the hills in a bushfire as it's getting dark ... about a week prior to Christmas ...

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[mantra]

All Aussies should know who this Laughing Jackass character is ... at another mineral prospector's place I met exploring in the hills ...

Someone is spoiling that kookaburra with chopped up meat. It's good to see, although any native bird would be spoilt for choice in that environment.

[mellie]

I always loved prospecting, and more than anything else, I loved microbiology.


I should have taken Rose Mcmasters (my nursing faculty dean's) advice.


I should have pursued a career in microbiology.


....
My grandmother was a nurse... so was my mother...and ...


Well, at the time it just seemed to be the career of choice.

[mellie]

I think I might have been mistaken.

Nursing isn't what it should be, not now that the system won't permit you the human capacity to care much less do your job.

My best advice is that you all should have private hospital cover.


Elderly people (those over 65) are discarded if they haven't got private hospital cover.

[Outlaw Yogi]

Someone is spoiling that kookaburra with chopped up meat. It's good to see, although any native bird would be spoilt for choice in that environment.

Yes, Kev - the other prospector - spoils a whole pack/family of them with chopped up chicken necks.

I on the other hand teach my troublesome magpies manners with marbles from a slingshot.

I like Butcher birds ... can't stand magpies.

[mantra]

I like Butcher birds ... can't stand magpies.

I like the Butcher birds too. There is a female who visits sometimes and she sings the most melodious tune. They have an amazing pitch for such a small bird. I like the magpies, although they can be pests at times. They don't seem scared of any bird, except the hawks.

[Outlaw Yogi]

I always loved prospecting, and more than anything else, I loved microbiology.


I should have taken Rose Mcmasters (my nursing faculty dean's) advice.


I should have pursued a career in microbiology.

Hmmm, could have been invaluable to those requiring bio-weaponry ... to target Muhammad's devoted jihadis.
I on ther other hand require a people repellant. I can get insect repellant, shark repellant, snake repellers, dog repellant, cat repellant, bird repellers, but not possum or people repellant.
If I grow tomatoes or potatoes, Sugar Gliders eat the leaves, which are poison 'coz they're in the Nightshade family, which means Sugar Gliders are druggies.
If I grow pumpkin Ring Tales eat the flowers.
Since 2011 I've had this near constant flow of people inviting themselves into my life. As soon as I get rid of one, another comes along.
I've recently got rid of a junky (Benny Fables) and now I have two more people wanting to be my new best friend.
Ben wanted TV at my place. I said it won't work without a Sat dish, Mal paid $250 against my advice for a fancy aerial and now it's scrap.
Ben mentined getting the Sat dish. I said TV gives me the shits.
He asked "Don't you get bored and loney out here by yourself?". I replied "Sometimes I wish the whole world would fuck off".
Couple of days later he was taken to the mental health unit in Bundy.

My grandmother was a nurse... so was my mother...and ...


Well, at the time it just seemed to be the career of choice.

Let you in on a secret Mel ... I've always had a bit of a fetish for nurses.
Although the reality these days is most nurses are either morbidly obese or bat shit crazy.
When I was in a yoga cult 14 or 15 years ago this young nurse with huge legs and an enormous arse
started turning up at the ashram pretty regularly, making funny (?) eye motions at me and hanging off every word I said.

While speaking to her she said she worked at a public hospital and filled in at a private hospital ...
then "I don't have a man to look after me". To which I thought "You're looking in the wrong direction for a meal ticket here Girly".
Then I had a dispute with the Guru, for which I was dubbed Agha Amura (evil genius) and I moved out.
Several weeks later I saw the large legged nurse in the street and she gave me a look that'd kill a brown dog for wasting her time at the ashram.

[Outlaw Yogi]

Tried logging in a couple of times in the past fortnight but got error report claiming this site had crashed.

Had to uninstall a photos app on my new S/H puter (fuck I hate windows 8) 'coz it seems someone hid a virus or something in a photo, and the puter wouldn't let me delete it.

Meanwhile ...

As far as I'm led to believe Benny Fables is back in Brisvagas, probably around Wynham, where he comes from.
It seems he must have been busted for something reasonably serious and has been singing like Tweety Bird.
A couple of weeks ago I heard Custard Guts got raided by the Jacks for guns, and his (supposed) ex SAS sniper
mate in Boganberg was also apparently raided for guns.

Rumour has it the Jacks are keen to find the .243 Ben had at, and later stalked my and an associates property with.
As the story goes, a car was fired on along the road through my valley with a .243. Upon first hearing it, I
assumed a stray bullet had come out of the bush and gone through a side window, but apparently the '243 projectile
went through the windscreen, implying the car was deliberately targeted.

Ben is without doubt an idiot, but I wouldn't expect him to shoot at cars. Where as his schizo now former mate was
up on charges for shooting at passing traffic with a .22 last year - amoung other things like pulling knives on
police ect.

A week ago Tuesaday I was sitting in the donga reading the paper while hiding from the sunshine, when a white
high top troop carrier style cruiser rolls upto the donga. Two characters introduce themselves as cowboy coppers
(Stock Squad) from Kingaroy and shook my hand. I asked "What's up?, is this about Ben and the guns?". To which the
juniour cowboy answered "No, we have a warrant to search this place for drugs". I asked "What sort of drugs?".
Juniour cowboy pointed out on the warrant the words 'Cannabis Stativa'.

I explained they were about a year and a half late as I'd given up the weed due to a lung infection (possible lung
cancer). They did a rudimentary search of the donga, found nothing so wanted to see what was in the caravan.
On the way down to the van (in a hollow/gully) I asked "How old's this information?" and Juniour cowboy replied
"Pretty recent". They soon realised it would be a fruitless search so gave up.

Then Juniour cowboy asked about a fire back near Chritsmas saying he'd seen photos. I explained the fire wardens son
lit up his place about a week before Christmas, burnt out the SE quarter of the Nat park and the fire headed South along the ridge toward my place, so I burnt a fire break along the driveway at the front, along my Western boundary and across near the back of the block down to the fence on my Eastern bounday. They must have been aware of the fire warden's son's burn off as they quickly dropped the matter and told me who the informant/complainant was (Fusswit out the back), suggesting they're aware he's a trouble making whinger.

Then Juniour cowboy says "Now there's this other matter" to which I bitched "Oh what now?, how longs this going to
go on?". He removed from his folder a B&W blow up photocopy dated 27/6/2015 of a ute with a dog cage (and 3 dogs - 2 in cage, 1 on tray) on a dirt track. Juniour cowboy said "That's your truck". I replied "Yeah?". He announced "You were
hunting in a national park".

I can't deny it, they photographed me red handed and I have to front court later this month. But I am considering writing a letter for the magistrate detailing the environmental and financial impacts/damage National parks Lantana, feral dogs, feral pigs and bushfire fuel load has on nearby residents' properties for which National Park does nothing to remedy and takes no responsibility for. Where as before 2010 when this land was State Forest, Forestries 1080 baited for feral dogs and pigs annually and did fire hazzard reduction burns every other year and maintained the roads/tracks upto 2014, and there are still active cattle leases in this former State Forest National Parks now claims as theirs. I can produce photos of cattle legally in a supposed national park that are still there now. There are no camping or picnic facilities, nor even a toilet in this national park, just signs telling people "No firearms, no domestic animals, no interfering with flora and fauna and not to leave the track". Implying bushwalking is prohibited.


In 1999 I found mineral including gold in this and another nearby State Forest. The Department of Mines and Energy (DME) supported my application for a mineral exploration permit on thses sites. The title holder, the Department of Natural Resources (DNR) refused permission for my exploration permit on the grounds 2 tribes had competing Native Title claims over the same piece of ground, and they (DNR) couldn't give permission until the matter went to court to determine who owns the land. Since that time DNR and DME have been amalgamated into DNRM. Then in 2009 or 2010 they arbitarilly declare this disputed land a national park, despite there being nothing pritine about it, and containing no plant or animal species that doesn't exist elsewhere else. And I suspect it was done to prevent potential small scale miners like myself exploiting the mineral resources for public benefit.

In fact since National Parks started pushing Forestries and the cow cockies out, the feral dog problem has worsened, we now have a permanent feral pig population and the bushfire fuel load gets progressively worse every year. The only people who've benefitted from conversion of this state forest to national park are the dope croppers. It's time National Parks pulled down their signs, packed up and got out of our valley. And DNRM should recind the designation of this state forest as National Park.

[Outlaw Yogi]

I fought the law and, the law lost
I fought the law and ... the law lost

Crushed Qld National Parks case in court yesterday.

See boys and girls, this is proof positive of why you need a knowledge based education
rather than a values based education.

With a knowledge based education, you too can be detected by surveilance cameras hunting
with dogs and obscured number plates in a national park, and walk from court with the
sympathies of the magistrate, police prosecutor and the local news paper.
Suffering only a $200 slap on the wrist with no conviction recorded.

So next time your English teacher holds drama class telling you it's OK to be gay, and
not to criticise the tranny's dress sense because queer kids have a right to loiter in
toilet blocks too, you should ask "When are we going to learn to read and write Miss?"

Outlaw Yogi, you are charged with 'Trespass for purpose of taking wildlife', how do you plead?

Guilty!

27/2/2016
Xxxx Xxxxxxx
## Xxxxxxxx Xx
Xxxxxx 4671

To the Court

I do not deny I was hunting feral pigs with dogs on 27/6/2015. I often hunt feral pigs for meat and dog food.
But I do dispute the legal validity of Xxxxxx State Forest 2 as a national park, namely Xxxxx National Park.

In 1999 I found gold and copper in Xxxxxx State Forest 1, and gold, copper, magnesium and aluminium in Xxxxxx
State forest 2.

The Dept of Mines and Energy (DME) supported my application for mineral exploration permits on these portions
of land. The Dept of Natural Resources (DNR) as title holder of the land refused permission for exploration
permits on the grounds two tribes - Goreng Goreng and Talebelang Bunda - had competing native title claims over
this land, and could not give permission until the native title dispute had been resolved in court, deciding who
owns the land.

In the early 2000s DNR and DME were amalgamated into the Dept of Natural Resources and Mines (DNRM).

In 2009 Green lobby environmentalists within DNRM arbitarilly designated Xxxxxx State Forest 2 as Xxxxx National
Park, without consulting nearby land holders like myself, and despite there being no plant or animal species on
this land that does not exist elsewhere.

In 2010 National Parks erected signs declaring Xxxxxx State Forest 2 as Xxxxx National Park. National Parks then
began resuming forestry and cattle leases in Xxxxxx State Forest 2.

The residents of Xxxxxx and Xxxxx valley have always had a feral dog problem. When Qld Forestries had tenure over
Xxxxxx State Forest 2, they did annual 1080 poison baiting for wild dogs, periodic fire hazard reduction burns, and
maintained the road upto 2014.

Since 2010 when National Parks began evicting forestries and graziers, they have prevented fire hazard reduction
burns, the feral dog population has increased considerably, we now have a permanent feral pig population, and the
roads are maintained by the graziers with the remaining active cattle leases.

In 2012 I planted pumpkins to sell at Gin Gin markets. Feral pigs from Xxxxx National Park destroyed the crop.
From 2 acres under cultivation I salvaged 4 viable pumpkins.

In 2013 I planted 100 paw paw trees with the intention of selling the fruit at Gin Gin markets. Feral pigs from
Xxxxx National Park uprooted and pushed over every tree.

National parks accepts no responsibility for the environmental and financial impacts their pigs cause to
neighbouring properties and takes no action to remidy the situation. In my cynical opinion, National Parks owes me
a living. The only people to have benefited from Xxxxxx State Forest 2 becoming a national park are the dope growers.

On the land now designated as Xxxxx National Park there are no camping grounds, no picnic grounds, nor even a toilet.
There are no public facilities whatsoever. Just signs stipulating "No firearms, no domestic animals (despite hundreds
if not thousands of cattle), not to intefer with the flora or fauna, and not to leave the road". Implying bush walking
is prohibited.

Xxxxxxxx Rd passing through Xxxxx National Park is the access road to no less than five private properties along the
park's Eastern perifery. The sign on the gate allowing access to the section of Zzzzzzzz Rd where I was photographed
says "State Forest".

If National Parks maintained the site in the manner they are legally required, local residents would have no need to
cull their pigs. Instead they have allowed the land to become over grown with lantana, creating a feral pig breeding
ground. As far as the majority of residents of Xxxxxx and Xxxxx are concerned National Parks have worn out their welcome,
so the sooner DNRM recinds the national park status of Xxxxx National Park and redesignates it back to state forest the
better.

If I am to be penalised because vegan fundamentalist park rangers want feral pigs protected, my only recourse is to
follow them to their marajuana crops and spray it with kerosene, so they cannot smoke it or sell it.

If Qld National Parks wishes to unjustifiably squander further tax payers money appealing the decision of the court,
they do so at peril of their public credibility. Being a chess player with a knowledge based education I am innately
strategic. And they being moonbat mungbeans with a values based education are like bunnies trying to outsmart a wolf.