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JW Frogen
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Re: Chat

Post by JW Frogen » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:53 pm

Ravi wrote: I havent had anything to do with wally since he left PA unfortunately ...but the good Dr is as awsome as ever :ugeek:
Wally sold out and became a government propagandist.

I don't believe in nuthen no more.

Jovial Monk

Re: Chat

Post by Jovial Monk » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:00 am

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of
friends late one night, a drunk Maori led the way to his bedroom where there
was a big, brass gong hanging on the wall.

'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.

'Issss nod a gong ....... Issss a talking Australian clock!' he drunkenly
replied.

'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'

'Yup!' 'Hmmm (hic).'

'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.

'Just watch' he said.

He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped
back.

His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded
silence.

Suddenly, a Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed,

'For fuck's sake, you stupid prick . It's ten past three in the fucking
morning !!!'

willythegroundkeeper

Re: Chat

Post by willythegroundkeeper » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:54 pm

ggrrrreeat joke

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Hebe
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Re: Chat

Post by Hebe » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:18 am

Off to Noosa at last. :D

All the best, and I will have wireless access while I'm away.
The better I get to know people, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Rainbow Moonlight
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Re: Chat

Post by Rainbow Moonlight » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:18 pm

Hope you have a good time at Noosa.

Auzgurl

Re: Chat

Post by Auzgurl » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:57 pm

Hebe wrote:Off to Noosa at last. :D

All the best, and I will have wireless access while I'm away.

Have fun Hebe .

Jovial Monk

No MORE cider!

Post by Jovial Monk » Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:17 pm

A little girl came running into the house crying and
miserable. She asked her mom for a glass of cider.

"Why do you want cider?" asked Mom.

"To take the pain away," sobbed the little girl.

Tired of all the tears, Mom poured her a glass.

The little girl immediately put her hand into the drink.

"It doesn't work!" she yelled.

"What do you mean?" asked Mom.

"Well," sniffed the little girl, "I overheard my sister
say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand,
she can't wait to get it in cider."

Sando (Pouring his glass of Cider out the window)

Jovial Monk

Re: Chat

Post by Jovial Monk » Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:47 pm

Malcolm Allbull before and after losing the DD:

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Re: Chat

Post by Jovial Monk » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:16 pm

Joe at 70, still shadow Treasurer!

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Re: Chat

Post by boxy » Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:39 am

Look away, Hebe ;)





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"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."

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