Hill billy capers

[Outlaw Yogi]

Man,

I had snitches.

Can't you just call him that and tell him to go away because his cover is blown or is it better to have your enemy close to you.

Tried the 'enemy close' rationale by letting him stay at my place. A neighbor wound up taking him to the Mental Health Unit in Bundy.
I don't want to call him, it costs money. I don't want him to call me, it wastes time.

No matter how many times I pull him up on his bullshit stories he always comes back with more incredible cover stories to the point his stories conflict with one another and everything everybody else says.

If he stays away from me he can do what he likes, if he invites himself into my life again he likely to wind up face down in a creek.

[Outlaw Yogi]

Got a brilliant shot of a 6'+ Brown tree snake/Night Tiger 9' up a tree with my phone but need software to extract it .. so later maybe on that one.

Suppose this cranky python will have to do ..

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This is a baby salty @ Radical Reptiles

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[Outlaw Yogi]

Couple of Death Adders from Radical reptiles ..

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[Outlaw Yogi]

Turns out Ben Longhurst is a rabid speed junky on ice.
Because I won't play his game he's become a threatening nut case.
This drug fucked idiot trying to do a standover is frustrated because he can't get his way,
so is now stalking my place and a friend's with a 243 rifle and a pitbull several times a week.

Recently he teamed up with another ice user who's an extreme schizo.
Should have seen them run when I put the laser sight on them on Saturday night.
They realised I had a motion activated camera on a tree beside the road so couldn't get out the same way.
Then cut a fence to access a track through another property to escape to Tunnel Rd in a storm.
Talk about a clusterfuck These cretins don't know what they're dealing with

[Outlaw Yogi]

Had another Brown Snake in the donga, a little one about 2'ft long - dark grey with bright yellow belly. Got it out quick enough but had a bastard of a time getting to move out from under the donga.
It wanted to stay in gaps between the rocks pieced together as a ramp into the donga (so I can ride bikes inside).
Vibrations from the brush cutter motor failed, but petrol poured down the holes was successful.

Found more old mines. One I've been looking for for years was supposedly a gold mine but my tests got lots of copper.
One I can't tell if is a cave or tunnel/mine. Looks natural like a cave but the rock (rudite - similar to conglomerate) has little bits of shiney gold metal in it. Could just be iron pyrite (fool's gold) though.

Ben Longhurst moved into Gin Gin and was becoming quite a nuisance. For a while he was stalking my place with a 243 bolt action and a pitbull bitch on Monday and Thursday mornings like clockwork, plus some Saturday nights ect.
One time he and schizo Wayne came in from a neighbors access. Their dogs got in a fight with a possum and then each other.
He made numerous attempts at whatever, but always failed.

Anyway, on All Hallows Eve he was home invaded and bashed. Apparently he's run of to Brisvagas with his tail between his legs.
I don't expect he will return.

[Outlaw Yogi]

Looks like I'm getting a bush fire for christmas ... would love to lurk and trawl threads, but I've got to fill a 1000 litre water container on my ute, and help load/move a bulldozer.

So you all have a wonderfully fattening and drunken time ... I expect to get quite sweaty and rather dirty ...

[Neferti]

Merry Xmas, Yogi.

[Black Orchid]

I hope it rains for you on Christmas Day

[Outlaw Yogi]

I hope it rains for you on Christmas Day

Saved by the rain Chrismas Eve .... thanks

[skippy]

I love your capers, yogi, they always get a LOL out of me.
I'm still laughing about the laser site on Ben and his schizo mate they must have shit themselves