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Joke of the Day
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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
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boxy
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Re: Joke of the Day
He got better!
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."
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Super Nova
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Re: Joke of the Day
Dave's Top 10 Funniest Jokes from the Fringe Festival 2015
1 "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free" - Darren Walsh
2 "Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West" - Stewart Francis
3 "Surely every car is a people carrier?" - Adam Hess
4 "What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter" - Masai Graham
5 "If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn't go" - Dave Green
6 "Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas" - Mark Nelson
7 "Red sky at night. Shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night. Day" - Tom Parry
=8 "The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves" - Alun Cochrane
=8 "Clowns divorce. Custardy battle" - Simon Munnery
10 "They're always telling me to live my dreams. But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..." - Grace The Child
1 "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free" - Darren Walsh
2 "Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West" - Stewart Francis
3 "Surely every car is a people carrier?" - Adam Hess
4 "What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter" - Masai Graham
5 "If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn't go" - Dave Green
6 "Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas" - Mark Nelson
7 "Red sky at night. Shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night. Day" - Tom Parry
=8 "The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves" - Alun Cochrane
=8 "Clowns divorce. Custardy battle" - Simon Munnery
10 "They're always telling me to live my dreams. But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..." - Grace The Child
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Rorschach
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Re: Joke of the Day
Looks to me like Aussie is the joke of the day
(well everyday really)
But the jokes on him today
poor Arsie... wrong again.
(well everyday really)
But the jokes on him today
poor Arsie... wrong again.DOLT - A person who is stupid and entirely tedious at the same time, like bwian. Oblivious to their own mental incapacity. On IGNORE - Warrior, mellie, Nom De Plume, FLEKTARD
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Super Nova
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Yep... it is to laugh.
Always remember what you post, send or do on the internet is not private and you are responsible.
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Super Nova
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Always remember what you post, send or do on the internet is not private and you are responsible.
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boxy
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Re: Joke of the Day
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short.
But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Ich liebe dich, miststücke!
But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Ich liebe dich, miststücke!
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."
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Rorschach
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Yeah mantra... pollies can be funny.
and stupid.
and stupid.
DOLT - A person who is stupid and entirely tedious at the same time, like bwian. Oblivious to their own mental incapacity. On IGNORE - Warrior, mellie, Nom De Plume, FLEKTARD
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Super Nova
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Re: Joke of the Day
This is true in my house.
Always remember what you post, send or do on the internet is not private and you are responsible.
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boxy
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Re: Joke of the Day
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."
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