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mellie
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by mellie » Tue Jun 30, 2015 2:31 pm
Barts idea of a leg-opener.
...... Apparently.
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Bart
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by Bart » Tue Jun 30, 2015 6:36 pm
Ummm thats light beer
no man worth their salt would drink light beer, much less have any in his fridge
And as for leg-openers
This one always works - guaranteed

Women...if they had brains they'd be men
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Neferti
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by Neferti » Tue Jun 30, 2015 6:40 pm
Aussie needs one of those "leg-opener" gadgets. Could you please give a link where they are sold. I know some other people who could use them too. Ta.

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mellie
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by mellie » Tue Jun 30, 2015 7:16 pm
Neferti~ wrote:Aussie needs one of those "leg-opener" gadgets. Could you please give a link where they are sold. I know some other people who could use them too. Ta.

hahhahahahah
Confucius say , man who chills beer should remember to remove bottle from freezer before morning after.
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Bart
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by Bart » Tue Jun 30, 2015 7:28 pm
And if you cant get the jewelery and you've tried the alcoholic leg opener to no avail
then can always revert to the generic code implanted in all women
love the lego look

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Outlaw Yogi
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by Outlaw Yogi » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:05 pm
I've been drinking moonshine - home made bourbon. Don't know if it makes me real or not, but I'm pretty sure I'm still a man. Well I still had my man bits when I had a look in the bath this morning, and I don't have any boobs to play with. Just a hairy chest, and the hairs are going grey.
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