Fleas

[AiA in Atlanta]

You could try Smiths trick of how he gets rid of his pubic lice.

You'll need a razor, a lighter and an ice pick.
Shave half your pubes.
Light the unshaven pubes on fire.
When the crabs run out of the burning bush, stab them repeatedly with the ice pick.

Is that how you Chinese do it?

[Super Nova]

Aside from Dubai is there any place where there are no fleas, cockroaches, mites, mosquitoes, spiders or stinging insects?

Dubai has nothing that I notice.

London is free from anything that bothers you except the odd pom.

[AiA in Atlanta]

London is free from anything that bothers you except the odd pom.

London must have rats.

[Super Nova]

London is free from anything that bothers you except the odd pom.

London must have rats.

Yes they do and I have see them in the Thames sometimes. But they don't bother anyone.

However the underground is infested with mice. Recently they seem to have disappeared or at least in the last couple of years. You see the feeding on the tracks. Again, they don't bother anyone.

Nothing bites, stings or can kill you. I tell the POMs my experiences with our wildlife and they shit themselves. The problem is I don't exaggerate at all. I even leave the dropbears out ........ well most times

[AiA in Atlanta]

London is free from anything that bothers you except the odd pom.

London must have rats.

Yes they do and I have see them in the Thames sometimes. But they don't bother anyone.

However the underground is infested with mice. Recently they seem to have disappeared or at least in the last couple of years. You see the feeding on the tracks. Again, they don't bother anyone.

Nothing bites, stings or can kill you. I tell the POMs my experiences with our wildlife and they shit themselves. The problem is I don't exaggerate at all. I even leave the dropbears out ........ well most times

Yeah, I have seen POMs here in the States who can't get enough of fishing and other outdoor activities, things that they can't (seemingly) do in the UK. I'd like to go to England but I wonder if I would be disappointed.