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Bart
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Bookstores

Post by Bart » Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:44 am

So there I was walking through the mall, when I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store".
I was wondering what exactly was in a muslim book store, so I went in.

I was wandering around taking a look, and a clerk stopped me asking if he could help me - I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele.
So I asked him for a copy of the Australian Immigration Policy book regarding muslims.
The clerk said "Fxck Off, Get Out and Stay Out"

I said, "yes, that's the one - do you have it in paperback?"
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Re: Bookstores

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Fri Jun 12, 2015 11:59 am

Nice :thumb

I went into a Kebab shop and asked for a pork kebab, they just gave me a dirty look and said "Lamb or chicken".
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