Queensland State Election

[IQS.RLOW]

First preference votes for the LNP ahead in 50 to 36 seat.

Obviously the majority wants the LNP with the ALP and Greens gaming the system.

Stretching on the opinion... but at least it's factually accurate this time

Its 50/35 to the LNP with the majority voting them as the preferred govt. The only thing stretching here is your penile tissue due to your own hand choking it tightly.

See, now you're just flat out lying, again

No, I'm positive you are stretching your penile tissue.

[Neferti]

Queensland folk are still waiting to see whether they get a plump, middle-aged female, who doesn't know what the GST rate is, or an unknown LNP member as their Premier.

Aussie is on the email and phone to various Pollies see what he can find out. I laughed when someone called him NUGGET.

[mellie]

Queensland folk are still waiting to see whether they get a plump, middle-aged female, who doesn't know what the GST rate is, or an unknown LNP member as their Premier.

Aussie is on the email and phone to various Pollies see what he can find out. I laughed when someone called him NUGGET.

... Aussie on the bat phone....now thats GOLD.

[Neferti]

Queensland folk are still waiting to see whether they get a plump, middle-aged female, who doesn't know what the GST rate is, or an unknown LNP member as their Premier.

Aussie is on the email and phone to various Pollies see what he can find out. I laughed when someone called him NUGGET.

... Aussie on the bat phone....now thats GOLD.

Oh, NUGGET is everywhere and knows all the right people in High Places. He's been rather quiet about PUP though.

[Black Orchid]

Didn't his Batphone tell him that Abbott was definitely going to be gone last week?

[mellie]

Didn't his Batphone tell him that Abbott was definitely going to be gone last week?

His bat phone also told him he'd win the PA election.

[Rorschach]

Springborg... now there's a blast from the past, 3 failed attempts at being Premier.
Go LNP.

Oh and I hear the Vic Libs want Campbell down there to run in Mirabella's seat.

[skippy]

Queensland folk are still waiting to see whether they get a plump, middle-aged female, who doesn't know what the GST rate is, or an unknown LNP member as their Premier.

Aussie is on the email and phone to various Pollies see what he can find out. I laughed when someone called him NUGGET.

Turns out the Qld voters probably know their new LNP leader better than they know the little plump middle aged women, Nef. The former leader... Lawrence Springborg has been elected leader today. He lost three elections as leader before Cambell turned up.
He must enjoy being opposition leader.

[Neferti]

Queensland folk are still waiting to see whether they get a plump, middle-aged female, who doesn't know what the GST rate is, or an unknown LNP member as their Premier.

Aussie is on the email and phone to various Pollies see what he can find out. I laughed when someone called him NUGGET.

Turns out the Qld voters probably know their new LNP leader better than they know the little plump middle aged women, Nef. The former leader... Lawrence Springborg has been elected leader today. He lost three elections as leader before Cambell turned up.
He must enjoy being opposition leader.

Never heard of him. I really don't care what happens in Queensland.

[mantra]

The former leader... Lawrence Springborg has been elected leader today. He lost three elections as leader before Cambell turned up.

They must be as desperate as we are federally. Whatever happened to the strength and charisma we used to see in our leaders?