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Sam The Koala DEAD!!!!!

Post by JW Frogen Popping » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:21 pm

Sam the Koala dies
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/ ... 61,00.html

Time for some Koala stew, circle of life and all that.

Leftofcentresalterego

Re: Sam The Koala DEAD!!!!!

Post by Leftofcentresalterego » Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:27 pm

Tragic.

Was he slain by a serial-killer Prime Minister?

Auzgurl

Re: Sam The Koala DEAD!!!!!

Post by Auzgurl » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:12 am

Image

here is beautiful Sam.

Leftofcentresalterego

Re: Sam The Koala DEAD!!!!!

Post by Leftofcentresalterego » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:15 am

Frogen, you and I have disrespected the dead.

I feel awful looking at that photo now.

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Re: Sam The Koala DEAD!!!!!

Post by Hebe » Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:34 am

So you should. That picture went round the world and helped raise heaps of money for the human and animal victims.

And the PM is not a serial killer if he kills the camels. If anything, he's a mass-murderer. And a bloody boring one at that.

RIP Sam, you poor little soldier.
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Elton John

Re: Sam The Koala DEAD!!!!!

Post by Elton John » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:06 am

Goodbye Koala gum;
may you ever grow in our hearts.
You were the bear that bared itself
where lives were torn apart.
You called out to our country,
and you whispered to those in pain.
"nnnneeeerp, neerpp uuuuueerrreee" you said
but now your dead

And it seems to me you lived your life
like a stuffed toy in the wind:
never running or even walking fast
if some the rain could set in.

you belong to heaven,
and the gum nuts spell out your name
heavan, where there are no Aboriginals to hunt you

Goodbye Koala Sam,
from a country lost without your soul,
who'll miss the fat fur of your compassion
your beedy, buglike eyes and fat ass
more than you'll ever know.

Auzgurl

Re: Sam The Koala DEAD!!!!!

Post by Auzgurl » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:30 am

Yes poor beautiful little Sam, that picture broke my heart.

Love that Goodbye Koala Gum poem,puts it all in perspective.

Don McClean

Re: Sam The Koala DEAD!!!!!

Post by Don McClean » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:50 am

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that Koala used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make that Koala dance
And, maybe, Sam would even move for a while.
But february made her burn
With every Koala-kabab I would turn.
Bad news on the doorstep;
Sam couldn’t take one more step.

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about her scortched hide,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the Koala died.

"bye-bye, miss koala bear."
Drove my Chevy to the levee,
But the levee was bare.
Them bogan boys were drinkin whickey and rye
Singing "we are drunk and we really don’t care”

Prime Minister Kevin Rudd

Re: Sam The Koala DEAD!!!!!

Post by Prime Minister Kevin Rudd » Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:49 am

I announce the State Funeral for Sam the Koala to be Sunday, August 09, 10:00am.

John Willimson will sing 'True Blue' and we may even get a cameo appearance by Brooke Sheilds to weep.

Kanga bangas will be served at the reception.

Malcolm Turnbull

Re: Sam The Koala DEAD!!!!!

Post by Malcolm Turnbull » Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:14 am

Prime Minister Kevin Rudd wrote:I announce the State Funeral for Sam the Koala to be Sunday, August 09, 10:00am.

John Willimson will sing 'True Blue' and we may even get a cameo appearance by Brooke Sheilds to weep.

Kanga bangas will be served at the reception.
I'd like to come along to that Prime minister, any chance of an invite for Lucy and I? oh maybe I'll invite my mate Andrew Robb along as well, just to keep an eye on the backstabbing bastard.

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