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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by mellie » Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:50 pm

boxy wrote:Mad cow disease jokes? How old is that jpg? :rofl


Mad cow disease joke?


Eerrrrm,,, nope, clearly you didnt even look at it.

It's a political joke.

You probably wont get it.


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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by boxy » Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:54 pm

mellie wrote:
boxy wrote:Mad cow disease jokes? How old is that jpg? :rofl


Mad cow disease joke?


Eerrrrm,,, nope, clearly you didnt even look at it.

It's a political joke.

You probably wont get it.


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Perhaps you should look past the first couple of "cow jokes" :thumb
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by mellie » Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:56 pm

boxy wrote:
mellie wrote:
boxy wrote:Mad cow disease jokes? How old is that jpg? :rofl


Mad cow disease joke?


Eerrrrm,,, nope, clearly you didnt even look at it.

It's a political joke.

You probably wont get it.


8-)




Perhaps you should look past the first couple of "cow jokes" :thumb

Perhaps you should learn to read ;)
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by boxy » Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:57 pm

mellie wrote:
boxy wrote:
mellie wrote:
boxy wrote:Mad cow disease jokes? How old is that jpg? :rofl


Mad cow disease joke?


Eerrrrm,,, nope, clearly you didnt even look at it.

It's a political joke.

You probably wont get it.


8-)

Perhaps you should learn to read.

;)
Perhaps you should look past the first couple of "cow jokes" :thumb
LOL, perhaps you should look back tomorrow, with a clearer head :hot
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by mellie » Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:00 pm



It might be best if you take a proper look first boxy.


Then try some deep breathing exercises.

Night.


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Ps- The joke has nothing to do with mad cows disease as you claim.

It's taking the piss out of the different types of political-economic systems from various countries, including ours.

I especially loved the Kiwi one.


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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by boxy » Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:05 pm

OK, melbark, I'll take pity on ya... just this one time.

Check down the page, about two thirds of the way, under the heading "A Britsh Corportation".

Ya mad cow :roll:
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by mellie » Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:08 pm

boxy wrote:OK, melbark, I'll take pity on ya... just this one time.

Check down the page, about two thirds of the way, under the heading "A Britsh Corportation".

Ya mad cow :roll:
One reference, doesnt constitute the entire Joke denoting to Mad Cows disease boxy... oh dear, was that all you took from it?

Understandable.

:lol:

Time for bed boxy.... and dont forget to gargle, I can smell Aussies penis on your breath from here.
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by boxy » Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:10 pm

It does date the image though... when was the last time you heard any reference to mad cow disease?

BTW, the best one is the Greek Corporation :lol:
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by mellie » Wed Feb 04, 2015 8:31 am

boxy wrote:It does date the image though... when was the last time you heard any reference to mad cow disease?

BTW, the best one is the Greek Corporation :lol:

Last time I heard any reference to Madcow disease was re- that looney Madcowmess from Yahoos message boards.

Btw... I still think the Kiwi one is funniest.


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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by mellie » Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:38 am

Most of you have probably heard this one before......






A Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager.

"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the truck. The pig's ok, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my truck and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out."

The manager says, "Ok, there's a .303 rifle behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him."

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, "I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on".

"Now what's the problem?" raged the Manager.

"Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch."
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