Joke of the Day
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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
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Neferti
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Re: Joke of the Day
As they say "If Jesus is the answer, what was the question".
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boxy
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Re: Joke of the Day
I like how someone actually took a picture of the screen, with a camera/phone, instead of a screen captureBlack Orchid wrote:Just saw this on Facebook ...
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."
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Neferti
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Re: Joke of the Day
ONE FOR THE DAY
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you’d like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
(..I JUST LOVE THIS PART....)
"Nothing, but you left your injun runnin!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you’d like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
(..I JUST LOVE THIS PART....)
"Nothing, but you left your injun runnin!"
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Black Orchid
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Re: Joke of the Day
According to the Bible, Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Palestine.
A country where people are named Mohammed, Abdul, Mounir, Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Youssouf, Mouloud, etc.
And yet He managed to find 12 friends called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Mathew, Andrew and Simon ...... Who all drank wine!!
Now that's what I call a bloody miracle!!!
A country where people are named Mohammed, Abdul, Mounir, Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Youssouf, Mouloud, etc.
And yet He managed to find 12 friends called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Mathew, Andrew and Simon ...... Who all drank wine!!
Now that's what I call a bloody miracle!!!
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Super Nova
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Re: Joke of the Day
I found this today.
Looks like Skip is on the dating scene......
Looks like Skip is on the dating scene......
Always remember what you post, send or do on the internet is not private and you are responsible.
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Super Nova
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Re: Joke of the Day
Funny signs.
Always remember what you post, send or do on the internet is not private and you are responsible.
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boxy
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Re: Joke of the Day
Careful how you treat them, Monk, or they'll shit in your beer
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."
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