Hill billy capers

[Outlaw Yogi]

Did you pass the drug test? I've heard lots of different scenario about people testing positive even a couple of days later for weed use.

They gave my licence back and let me drive away.
But hey, even if I had smoked weed recently, or even within the last couple of hours, I know how to beat their test.
It's not hard to work out if you know what destroys canabanoids.

Getting worried, Skip? Those Coppers in Queensland are deadly, unlike the ones around Nimbin, NSW. You have nothing to worry about.

Actually the Superintendant at Lismore decided he was going to clean up the Northern Rivers dope culture scene. So pretty much every vehicle going to and from Nimbin is searched.
The locals are up in arms because it has destroyed the tourist economy of Nimbin. He would be on a hit list, but hippies and junkies tend to be cowards or lack motivation.

I think it takes a couple of weeks for cannabis to clear a urine test. If it is a hair test, well, you are busted.

I know how to beat the piss test too, but it takes 3 days, as opposed to seconds for the swab.

I know you all think I'm mad, but that's OK. And no I will not reveal my secret/s, otherwise if it becomes common knowledge everybody will do it, and the narcs will look for a method to counteract it.

[Black Orchid]

A close friend of mine in California told me once how to beat the 'test' for cannabis. He was an Industrial Chemist, but as the information wasn't relevant to my needs at all I promptly forgot it.

[AiA in Atlanta]

Been a while since I have been to AUS ... is there a move to relax cannabis laws for both medical and recreational reasons like in the USA?

[Black Orchid]

The laws vary from state to state. In some states you can have 5 plants and/or up to 15 grams and, hopefully, only receive a caution/warning, whereas in other states you can carry up to 50 grams.

All states are still backward in recognising the medicinal use of marijuana. Community support is strong but people are still being victimised for medicinal use. South Australia jailed a 60 year old man for 2 years for growing it to help with his leukemia earlier this year.

Medicinal cannabis was legal here until the 1950s. Pretty pathetic really.

[Super Nova]

Another benefit.

Couples who smoke cannabis are less likely to engage in domestic violence, US research suggests.

Married couples who both used cannabis at least twice a month reported the least perpetration of violence. If only the husband used cannabis, this reduced the likelihood of the wife being violent.

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/health/ne ... 188940.ece

[Aussie]

[Outlaw Yogi]

Spoze I was a bit deceptive with my last post.
I know how to beat the swab and urine tests because while at war with an outlaw club it wasn't safe to continue running my business.
Getting a job meant I might leave an employer in the lerch if I just up and left in the night without warning or explanation.
On my 30th birthday I applied for the dole, but social security said I had too much money, so go away.
I still needed an income for food, fuel (to stay on the move) and for rent on shipping containers (@ $4.50 a day) to stash my remaining assets.
So I resorted to a bit of smuggling, and that's how I learnt to beat the tests.

Interestingly, while watching one of those border security wank shows (Pommy one from memory) on telly last year in Bundy I noticed the mule and wood duck method still
being successfully employed. The grabbed 2 blokes dusted with coke. One denied and the other admitted using, but neither carried anything.
Meanwhile the shipment casually passed customs.

As for being photographed by the jacks just for going to town last week, well it's not the first time.
I have had the jacks all over me for ages now. They used to follow me to or from work regularly.
I found a patch of ground on the hill beside my place with not a blade of grass on it where both the caravan in hollow and donga on hill can be watched.
They must have spent and wasted considerable time waiting for me to do something naughty.
As my bath is outside, they would have had to watch me getting around in my birthday suit regularly.
Anyway it must be costing them a fortune to survail me, so now they're using Neighborhood Wank to stalk me when in Gin Gin.
I wonder how they'll like it when I start taking photos of them?

[Outlaw Yogi]

Side tracked again ... meant to mention, the real reason I passed the drug test is because I haven't smoked weed for ... um ... I forget .. quite a while.
If I use a bong my chest hurts, and if I smoke a joint or pipe I don't get stoned, so what's the point? .. I burnt the bong, and that's that.

Physically it's great. Mentally/psychologically I'm not so sure.
One of the main reasons I smoked weed daily for 30+ years is because it usually prevent you remembering your dreams, and my dreams are pretty fucked up.
Believe it or not I've been subject to premonitions since my teens. Problem is working out which are premonitions and which are just dreams.
I learnt Pythagorean dream interpretation (yes I can tell you what your dreams mean), but ... argh too many buts.

Recently I dreampt about my high school sweetheart. Very emotional. Got me out of bed, and wondering the what ifs?
See normally my dreams are violent. For example the night prior I drowned a bloke in a fountain by holding his ankles and standing on his chin.
The night after emotional dream I dreampt I had a bunch of backpackers at my grandparents farm. One knocked of some flee bombs and I was bitching about how much they cost.
Then a female backpacker attacked me, so I flung her aside. Then her friend did the same and I restrained her. Then she starts saying "Look what you are doing"
And I was thinking "But you're the one attacking me"

I have dreams like this all the time. For example one time a crowd of about 100 people were coming at me, and I was shooting them with a .303 and panicing that I couldn't reload fast enough.
One I'll never forget was when I was 17. Three of us were robbing the ANZ bank in Engadine and the manager shot me.

Anyway, that what my nights are like without dope.


Got followed to work again this morning .. 2 old Neighborhood Wank stalkers rather than coppers though. So I pulled over and photographed their vehicle ....

Neighborhood Wank stalker 1 (@25%).JPG

[Outlaw Yogi]

Dear Aussie .. we should kiss and make up, I have something I'd like to show you

Found this Saturday morning while hunting pigs ...

Collapsing copper mine shaft 1 (@25%).jpg

Collapsing copper mine shaft 2 (@25%).jpg

[Outlaw Yogi]

Last Friday or Saturday night (forget which) I was camped in my unfinished humpee, laying beside a fire (has big fire place) when at 11:10 pm a 4WD came up the track along my western boundary, went partially up the track to the donga, reversed and kept going down the back towards the creek. I thought "Who the fuck is that?". Went to dam down the back and watched their lights as they searched for the way into the state forest.
I went back to camp, got a few items - torch, bayonet, machete, sauce bottle of petrol (neutralizes guns) - and used the dogs to track them in the moonless dark (left torch off so they couldn't see me coming) and found two blokes sleeping in swags beside the vehicle at 12:57 am.

Took some photos ...

[Sept14] Night intruder 2 (@25%).jpg

[Sept14] Sleepy poacher 5 (@25%).JPG

... then went back at dawn and left a note on the driver's seat.