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Sup, PolAnimals? How ya been?

Post by Chard » Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:20 am

Chard, here. Been busy as hell the last couple of months and, well, y'all took second fiddle to job and life duties. In the good news, my wife is pregnant. Despite the fact that we used contraceptives like crazy (seriously, she's on Depo and I can't even rub one out without a condom on), this little swimmer has defied the odds and we (and our OBGYN) think this fetus has what it takes to be a potentially useful member of society. I'm hoping for a boy (tentatively named David Edward), but I won't be disappointed at all by a daughter (just very paranoid, I know what boys were like when I was younger, but this daddy is a gun owner. If it is a girl she'll be named Elizabeth Anne after both the grandmothers). So that's pretty much the major events in my life.

So what's been going on with you guys?
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Re: Sup, PolAnimals? How ya been?

Post by Super Nova » Sun Jul 06, 2014 4:49 pm

Congratulation Chard.

I hope you are both delighted with your surprise.

Is this your first. I cannot recall if you have disclosed this?

Your swimmers must be super swimmers able to wiggle through any membrane including plastic.

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A shall never swim in the sea again..... :pope
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Re: Sup, PolAnimals? How ya been?

Post by IQS.RLOW » Sun Jul 06, 2014 5:46 pm

Are you sure its yours?
Congrats on raising another mans child for the next 18 years. :lol:

Seriously? Depo plus rubber and they still managed to make a break for it?
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Re: Sup, PolAnimals? How ya been?

Post by Super Nova » Sun Jul 06, 2014 6:16 pm

IQS.RLOW wrote:Are you sure its yours?
Congrats on raising another mans child for the next 18 years. :lol:

Seriously? Depo plus rubber and they still managed to make a break for it?
MMMMmmmmm.... it can happen. They are pretty keen to get where they need to go.

May make a good Jerry Spinger episode if there is doubt.
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Re: Sup, PolAnimals? How ya been?

Post by IQS.RLOW » Sun Jul 06, 2014 7:16 pm

A red haired baby would raise some interesting questions.
Like, why was your wife banging someone with no soul?


Maybe she watched a 3D porno?
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Re: Sup, PolAnimals? How ya been?

Post by Black Orchid » Sun Jul 06, 2014 7:18 pm

Congratulations Chard. Enjoy him/her while they are young. It goes so so fast.
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Re: Sup, PolAnimals? How ya been?

Post by Neferti » Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:28 pm

Welcome back, Chard.

When is Junior due?
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