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The 11th Commandment.

Post by JW Frogen » Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:17 pm

I have been following this on Twitter. One makes up their own 11th commandment.

http://twitter.com/search?q=%2311thcomm ... ommandment

Here are mine so far.
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Re: The 11th Commandment.

Post by JW Frogen » Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:18 pm

Moses, stop laughing hysterically and saying, “I do not like green eggs and Ham” when I state, “I AM THAT I AM.”
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Re: The 11th Commandment.

Post by JW Frogen » Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:19 pm

Can Jehovah even count to 11?
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Re: The 11th Commandment.

Post by JW Frogen » Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:20 pm

The reason the Islamic world invented algebra is because Allah has so many commanded 'nots' one needs complex math to obey them all.
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Ethnic

Re: The 11th Commandment.

Post by Ethnic » Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:57 pm

Islam didn't invent algebra. It has been around for thousands of years and been used by many cultures. Babylonians were very fond of it.
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Re: The 11th Commandment.

Post by JW Frogen » Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:01 pm

Thou shall not listen to Cairo speeches from Obama.
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Jovial Monk

Re: The 11th Commandment.

Post by Jovial Monk » Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:10 pm

11th commandment is "Don't get caught breaking the first 10"
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Re: The 11th Commandment.

Post by Auzgurl » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:34 am

Twitter is really different to Facebook..you just follow pple
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Re: The 11th Commandment.

Post by JW Frogen » Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:56 pm

Twitter is good because it keeps recycling new people to you and so you get all sorts of wacky ideas and interesting perspectives, where as forums tend to be the same old coversations, over and over.

You can also haress celebrities on Twitter. (look for verified accounts because there are a lot of fakes.) I have had the honour of being blocked by a Counting Crows band memeber and Ashton Kusher.

My goal is to be blocked by every celebrity on earth, except Octo Mom.
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