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[Dr Phil]

Auzgirl, you have soul.

Ah soul
I hear she also has herpes

[Rainbow Moonlight]

Gave you tried waiting to a particular time to drink ie be it one day a week, or not for four hours?

[DrunkenMonkey]

Gave you tried waiting to a particular time to drink ie be it one day a week, or not for four hours?

Frogen makes more sense after a bottle of whiskey than that sentence. Have you been drinking Ele?

[Rainbow Moonlight]

Nay I have been pressing the g key instead of the h key by mistake.

[SoberMonkey]

Nay I have been pressing the g key instead of the h key by mistake.

It still doesn't make sense.

[Rainbow Moonlight]

One way to quit is to cut back bit by bit- that starts by not drinking whenever you want to. So if it is possible not to drink for a week then drink that will help. IF ti is possible to not drink for four hours despite want9ng to, then that will help. Any cut back is less pressure on your liver.

[JW Frogen]

I hit a home run and pulled it out in the 9th.

Off to the playoffs.

Now how to tell my lover?

[JW Frogen]

I do not want to play victim here. I was both bastard and bashed. What she did I did too. Still, the heart bleeds as it does.

I don't want to be a primate no more, I am really hoping, praying, thinking I can be something more.

[Auzgurl]

"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
When youre weary, feeling small,
When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all;
Im on your side. when times get rough
And friends just cant be found,
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down.
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down.
When youre down and out,
When youre on the street,
When evening falls so hard
I will comfort you.
Ill take your part.
When darkness comes
And pains is all around,
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down.
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down.

Sail on silvergirl,
Sail on by.
Your time has come to shine.
All your dreams are on their way.
See how they shine.
If you need a friend
Im sailing right behind.
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind.
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind.


Simon and Garfunkel

[JW Frogen]

I know, I have been here, done that, but that is what drunks do.....


"The piano has been drinking
my necktie is asleep
and the combo went back to New York
the jukebox has to take a leak
and the carpet needs a haircut
and the spotlight looks like a prison break
cause the telephone's out of cigarettes
and the balcony's on the make
and the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking...

and the menus are all freezing
and the lightman's blind in one eye
and he can't see out of the other
and the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
and he showed up with his mother
and the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking

cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
cream puff casper milk toast
and the owner is a mental midget
with the I.Q. of a fencepost
cause the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking...

and you can't find your waitress
with a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends
and you just can't get served
without her
and the box-office is drooling
and the bar stools are on fire
and the newspapers were fooling
and the ash-trays have retired
the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
not me, not me, not me, not me, not me"