Hill billy capers

[Outlaw Yogi]

Seems I've been haunting Fusswit in his dreams.
He's been away for 3 or 4 weeks now, which is typical when he has stirred up trouble.
As it turns out he's e-mails some old enemies of mine via their website, and suckered them into coming to get me.

Dear Fusswit, if I win, the smartest thing you can do is sell up and move out.
If I lose the Jacks will be up your @)$#.

Dear Old Enemy, I don't know what Fusswit has said to get you to come, but I do know he's played you for fools.
Like I told Fossil in 96, the reason you can't get me is because you're not smart enough, yer pack of dumbphuks.
70 against 1, and you failed.

So if you want to get me, come on in, I'll be waiting.

[Outlaw Yogi]

Got myself a bitch ...

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In dogging terms Fred's a bailer (+ finder) and Gemma's a lugger (or holder).
She's (supposedly) a 10 month old Bull Arab X Bull Mastiff, although the wirey hair down her spine suggests a touch of Wolfhound.

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[Outlaw Yogi]

I ate Goanna 2 nights ago. The dogs caught it. Tastes similar to chicken but is marbled with a jelly like fat.
Generally the dogs prefer cooked meat to raw. Raw meat and bones to can food. And can food to dry food.
But for some reason both dogs rejected cooked goanna meat and bones, in favour of dry biscuits.

Admittedly Gemma is on heat, so not surprising Fred would go off food. Don't know if bitches stop eating when on heat.

[Neferti]

I ate Goanna 2 nights ago. The dogs caught it. Tastes similar to chicken but is marbled with a jelly like fat.
Generally the dogs prefer cooked meat to raw. Raw meat and bones to can food. And can food to dry food.
But for some reason both dogs rejected cooked goanna meat and bones, in favour of dry biscuits.

Admittedly Gemma is on heat, so not surprising Fred would go off food. Don't know if bitches stop eating when on heat.

Everything tastes like chicken, even human flesh, they say.

What's the harness thingie on Gemma?

Are you thinking of going into the breeding of hunting dogs?

[Outlaw Yogi]

I ate Goanna 2 nights ago. The dogs caught it. Tastes similar to chicken but is marbled with a jelly like fat.
Generally the dogs prefer cooked meat to raw. Raw meat and bones to can food. And can food to dry food.
But for some reason both dogs rejected cooked goanna meat and bones, in favour of dry biscuits.

Admittedly Gemma is on heat, so not surprising Fred would go off food. Don't know if bitches stop eating when on heat.

Everything tastes like chicken, even human flesh, they say.

I am led to believe humans taste like pork.
Probably won't confirm it, if I ever put it to the test though.

What's the harness thingie on Gemma?

Brisket plate .. 1 step down from full Breast plate, for better mobility/agility.
Originally got for Fred, but slightly too big. Will get Fred a Rip collar [fire hose & seat belt material], which is just a wide (aprox 4") collar.
The purpose of these is to prevent injury by pig tusk penetration.
Some story tellers will claim only boars have tusks, but I can inform from personal experience that large sows have tusks too.

Are you thinking of going into the breeding of hunting dogs?

Did consider it, but .. lotsa buts .. I don't yet have the facilities, there's no money in it .. despite what some dreamers say, and I don't particularly want the responsibility.
So far I've had numerous offers to mate Gemma, as virtually every pig dogger thinks his dog is the best, and one character nearby (with Pitbulls) is seething with jealousy and insecurity to the point he bull$#!++ed me, claiming to have got the boar on a vacant cattle lease (owner died - up for sale), and tried claiming a pic off the net on his phone as proof of the kill.
I asked about the carcass, so I could take some for dog food, and he claimed he dumped it 'coz it was wormy. In reality nobody would bother, they'd just walk away.
The pic (obviously off the net) was of a white/pink (not patchy black & white) pig's head on short green grass. I just smiled, as until the big rains of the last 2 days, Qld was in drought, so the only green grass in Qld would have been in some townies hydro crop.

Gemma was originally named Jedda, but I kept forgetting it and didn't like it.
Name change had to be close, and as all the Gemmas I've known were big and blonde, I thought it suitable.

[Neferti]

What's the harness thingie on Gemma?

Brisket plate .. 1 step down from full Breast plate, for better mobility/agility.
Originally got for Fred, but slightly too big. Will get Fred a Rip collar [fire hose & seat belt material], which is just a wide (aprox 4") collar.
The purpose of these is to prevent injury by pig tusk penetration.
Some story tellers will claim only boars have tusks, but I can inform from personal experience that large sows have tusks too.

Are you thinking of going into the breeding of hunting dogs?

Did consider it, but .. lotsa buts .. I don't yet have the facilities, there's no money in it .. despite what some dreamers say, and I don't particularly want the responsibility.
So far I've had numerous offers to mate Gemma, as virtually every pig dogger thinks his dog is the best, and one character nearby (with Pitbulls) is seething with jealousy and insecurity to the point he bull$#!++ed me, claiming to have got the boar on a vacant cattle lease (owner died - up for sale), and tried claiming a pic off the net on his phone as proof of the kill.
I asked about the carcass, so I could take some for dog food, and he claimed he dumped it 'coz it was wormy. In reality nobody would bother, they'd just walk away.
The pic (obviously off the net) was of a white/pink (not patchy black & white) pig's head on short green grass. I just smiled, as until the big rains of the last 2 days, Qld was in drought, so the only green grass in Qld would have been in some townies hydro crop.

Gemma was originally named Jedda, but I kept forgetting it and didn't like it.
Name change had to be close, and as all the Gemmas I've known were big and blonde, I thought it suitable.

IF I should to wander nearby your place, would Fred and Gemma go me? Usually dogs love me for some reason, even the nasty looking ones that everybody avoids. I usually use my deepest voice and state, with authority, for them to SIT and STAY. Then I freak with the eyes of a large dog watching me. They don't scare me, just I am AWARE that some dogs are not my friend.

[AiA in Atlanta]

good-looking dogs you have there yogi

[Outlaw Yogi]

good-looking dogs you have there yogi

Yes I know .. thanks mate.

[Outlaw Yogi]

I spent a week trying to prevent this.

No they're not lovers, they're ...

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[Outlaw Yogi]

Had a fight with one of these ...

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.. but the stripes were more pronounced, and didn't have the yellow flecks.
Don't know why some get yellow spots and others not, but have seen before.

Hunted a ridge out the back of my place recently. Found this ...

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Loggers built it.

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