My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?
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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
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- JW Frogen
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My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?
And I thought of Mattus' head.
I wonder if our mad doctor is ALIVE, IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder if our mad doctor is ALIVE, IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?
So life with the wife is looking up..good to hear..as for the calimari..just eat it.
- JW Frogen
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Re: My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?
She just wants the great-animal sex and another baby.Auzgurl wrote:So life with the wife is looking up..good to hear..as for the calimari..just eat it.
I am no more than a terrific looking turkey baster.
I feel so useeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!
Re: My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?
Auzgurl wrote:So life with the wife is looking up..good to hear..as for the calimari..just eat it.
I can think of worse things so shut up...She just wants the great-animal sex and another baby.
Poor Frogen..how awful for youI am no more than a terrific looking turkey baster.
I feel so useeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!
Re: My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?
Just lie back and think of ye olde england, ol' chap.
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Re: My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?
Sappho wrote:Just lie back and think of ye olde england, ol' chap.
Lie back? Can you do that? Fuck, my wife makes me do all the work.
Re: My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?
hehehehehe HS posted a hilarious flic of a fat woman bouncing up and down on a man
Re: My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?
a labor of loveJW Frogen wrote:Sappho wrote:Just lie back and think of ye olde england, ol' chap.
Lie back? Can you do that? Fuck, my wife makes me do all the work.
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Re: My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?
Don't have your issues. Sex is pleasure, not work. But then, I've never been inclined to marriage partners. I have lovers.JW Frogen wrote:Sappho wrote:Just lie back and think of ye olde england, ol' chap.
Lie back? Can you do that? Fuck, my wife makes me do all the work.
Re: My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?
I came back from school crying one day because all the kids in the school said I had a big head. My mother then told me I had a hideously deformed head and that the other children were merely hiding the truth to protect my feelings.
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