9/11 - A Time to Share Jokes

[Neferti]

Try and really grow up Brown Noser and ask Thweety the Bad Taste Fairy to delete this thread.

Been called names? Where the FUCK have you been for the last three years?

IQ couldn’t take a week of having his lies torn to shreds.

FUCK OFF MONK (AND ANNIE).

[Jovial_Monk]

yup, Vinegar Tits really IS out of fortified wine in a box!

[Super Nova]

Try and really grow up Brown Noser and ask Thweety the Bad Taste Fairy to delete this thread.

Been called names? Where the FUCK have you been for the last three years?

IQ couldn’t take a week of having his lies torn to shreds.

You have been calling people names since you got here Monk. Playing victim doesn't work. You are a wimp and you will soon be crying in the corner telling mummy how bad the kids at school are hoping she will go down and talk to the teachers.

When she goes down she will discover you are one of the naughty boys and the naughty step (your twitterblog) will be where you will be placed so you can have a good long think about your behaviour.

Naughty monk... naughty monk.

[Neferti]

[Super Nova]

[AiA in Atlanta]

I did not mean to compare 9/11 to the Holocaust in that way, I meant that the Holocaust was another earlier event in history where lots of people were killed, and that will never be something to joke about.

There is history to consider. As time goes forward, and the decades pass, and then generations pass, and then centuries pass, history becomes less and less accurate. People forget what really happened.

Already the college kids of today in the USA have forgotton what happened on 9/11. They were just little kids then, wouldn't remember its true significance.

So today's generations seeing the event of 9/11 made into a parody on the internet, something to be laughed at, will get the message that it really wasn't that big of a deal and didn't mean that much.

The dumbing down of America, Australia, and just about everywhere else in the free world. The free world won't stay free for much longer, if this kind of dumbing down of history continues.

This thread should be deleted. Not just thrown into the Vortex, but deleted. AIA? You're running for admin again. What do you want to do about this?

Is humor around the sinking of the Titanic acceptable or not? It was certainly the 9/11 of its day.

[Super Nova]

It’s a bird!” “It’s a plane!” “It’s…. Oh shit, it IS a plane!”

Q: What’s Al Qaida’s favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets

Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones’ head when he was working on the World Trade Center’s 90th floor? A: The 91st floor. Q: What’s the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.

Q: What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!

Q: What’s the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently. Have you heard about the decision about the memorial at the WTC site? The city decided to go with an open park and the worlds largest franchise of the “International House of Pancakes!”

Q: What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
A: Two large planes!

A man goes to the doctor and the doctor says, “You are suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder from being in the Pentagon when it was struck by a plane.” The man says, “Doc, I think I wanna second opinion!” The doctor says, “OK- your breath stinks!”

What does WTC stand for? – “What Trade Center?”

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Q: Why do tourists flock to New York?
A: It’s a blast

The FBI has just identified the man who trained the hijackers: Dale Earnhardt.

The New Name for New York City: “Manflatten”

Today FBI concluded that New York had been hit by a U.F.M (unidentified flying muslim)

Q: What did one terrorist say to the other terrorist before boarding their respective airplanes?
A: I slam, you slam, we all slam for Islam!

NEWSFLASH…. The WTC has been destroyed…. thousands of New York executives feared dead…. Hookers all across the city are in mourning…..

Q: Why didn’t Superman stop the planes from hitting the Trade Towers?
A: Because he’s a quadriplegic!

Q: What should have tipped off the ticket sellers?
A: When the terrorists asked if there was anything cheaper than one-way.

Q: What was the quickest escape time from the World Trade Center?
A: Ten seconds flat.

What’s the difference between Wembley and New York?
Wembley’s still got their twin towers.

Then there’s the retarded terrorist who tried to crash the A-Train into the World Trade Center……….

Top 10 Good Things About The WTC Attack
10. There are now 18 fewer Arab taxi drivers terrorizing the streets.
9. Flight training schools proved that they are expensive but worth it.
8. People are learning how to spell “Afghanistan” correctly.
7. Plenty of parking available at airports now.
6. Jerry Springer Show was off the air for a whole week.
5. Sales for U.S. flags are way up.
4. Several new job openings now at NYPD and NYFD.
3. Much lower electric bills for Manhattan.
2. Home videos of the WTC attack more spectacular than Arnold Schwarzenegger’s last 5 movies. And the number one …
1. Some great new unobstructed views of Manhattan now.

[boxy]

After 12 years, it's ok to talk about and even laugh at the tragedy. Get a sense of humour monk. Your continued trolling is boring.

Please go to the election thread and explain your position as I have requested.

Nova, for us Americans who were here the morning it happened, who saw it all live on TV, in real time, and those who were actually in New York and saw it with their own eyes, it is not okay to joke and and even laugh about it, not even twelve years later. It will never be okay.

Like the Holocaust (1941-1945) it will never be okay to make light of that and joke about it.

Are you fucking kidding me? Never?

Ever heard of black humour?

Nah, guess not. You're American. Almost as bad as those Islamofascists, when it comes to a lack of perspective.

[boxy]

You know what makes 9/11 different from every other fucking tragedy, that happens every fucking day of the year?

It was televised. That's it. The whole difference. Billions of people witnessed it.

Does that make it worse than every other offensive act? No.

It just makes it a shared experience. We get to laugh about it, even if you cant.

[AiA in Atlanta]

I should have put a "?" after " 9/11 - A Time to Share Jokes" because I meant it as a discussion ...