Back from having my throat cut

[Leftofcentresalterego]

Instead of getting it cut out when it was small, I have been using my beard for several years to conceal a FUCKING YOOGE cyst on my throat. Drive home was ok until I had to turn my head to look at intersections. Doc showed it to me - it was like an enormous walnut made of this white, fatty shit.

Will take it easy, just trudge slowly about the garden, move a few sprinkles, sit here and blog etc.

Cut starting to sting a bit now - a few brewskies will help with that

[Jovial Monk]

Where Lefty has just been.

[Auzgurl]

shouldnt have left it for so long lefty..sounds painful.
Ok i get that I messed this up dont rub it in...

[Jovial Monk]

hahahahaha

[Auzgurl]

payback will be swift and sure

[Leftofcentresalterego]

Yes I shouldn't have left it so long. Doesn't hurt that much actually (unless I turn my head really quickly). He didn't really have to cut in all that deep, just made a long split in the skin and then cut away around it to make sure he got the entire capsule and the hair follicle they start from otherwise they will just re-fill.

Wife's uncle had one the size of a bloody tennis ball on the back of his leg

[Jovial Monk]

I had a blind cyst, eventually a poor nurse had to lance it, squeeze it and empty the cyst.

Fuck me but that stuff that came out the cyst stank! Nurse said it was alright (and probably had smelled worse things, who'd be a nurse???) but I kept apologising anyway.

[Leftofcentresalterego]

Yeah, the sebum inside the things smells putrid apparently, but this bloke excised it without rupturing the capsule.

Fuck it looked gross but - blobs of yellowish fatty tissue hanging of it <<post chunder icon here>>

[Hebe]

[Leftofcentresalterego]

Thank you Hebe