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Ethnic

Re: Mail Order Brides

Post by Ethnic » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:06 pm

A large number now are coming from Eastern Europe. Pray that they don't all laugh like Fran Drescher.

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JW Frogen
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Re: Mail Order Brides

Post by JW Frogen » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:56 pm

skippy wrote:
There was a story on the other night about older women chasing younger men its supposed to be fretty common now, they call the women cougars and they even have a little club where they disscuss their conquests.
I am willing to sacrifice myself as raw meat to the Cougar Club.

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Re: Mail Order Brides

Post by Pastafarian » Tue May 05, 2009 1:45 pm

Without mail order brides, how does Frogen get laid?
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Re: Mail Order Brides

Post by JW Frogen » Tue May 05, 2009 5:20 pm

Pastafarian wrote:Without mail order brides, how does Frogen get laid?
Marriage, mail order or otherwise is the worst way to get laid. But you will get screwed.

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Re: Mail Order Brides

Post by Hebe » Tue May 05, 2009 6:27 pm

:lol:
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Re: Mail Order Brides

Post by Pastafarian » Tue May 05, 2009 11:06 pm

JW Frogen wrote:
Pastafarian wrote:Without mail order brides, how does Frogen get laid?
Marriage, mail order or otherwise is the worst way to get laid. But you will get screwed.

I'm sure your own Mrs Five Fingers will disagree with you there Froges
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Aussie

Re: Mail Order Brides

Post by Aussie » Wed May 06, 2009 5:25 pm

Pastafarian wrote:
JW Frogen wrote:
Pastafarian wrote:Without mail order brides, how does Frogen get laid?
Marriage, mail order or otherwise is the worst way to get laid. But you will get screwed.

I'm sure your own Mrs Five Fingers will disagree with you there Froges

Jesus wept.

Pastafarian, where did you hear that crap from?

The expression is "Mrs Palm and her five daughters!"

Don't make me correct you again!

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Re: Mail Order Brides

Post by JW Frogen » Wed May 06, 2009 5:49 pm

When Pastafarian masterbates his hand must give his penis a five finger discount.

It only requires two fingers.

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