Pin the cock on the fireman

[Swami Dring]

I need some knob shots.

That is, my sister-in-law-to-be has instructed me to obtain some pictures of heavy cock timber so that the girls may play pin the cock on the fireman on the hen's night.

Now, as we all know, the net is awash with cock, but they are almost all attached to shmoes.

As I am no photoshop guru, I need some pics of disembodied dicks.

Any links or pics would be much appreciated.

Frogen, I am looking at you.

[Aussie]

Go for it.....within reason.

Swami......from Aussie..................

I hope your day goes well, and the future is as bright as a Winter's day, as it was today, here, on the Sunshine Coast.

I want you, when you "Toast the Bride" to actually think that 'Aussie' agrees with you.

Cheers!

[Swami Dring]

Thanks Aussie.

How about a pic of your old fella?

[Aussie]

Thanks Aussie.

How about a pic of your old fella?

No.

For years now, I have been humouring Frogen, and not even the occasion of your Wedding can change that!

[JW Frogen]

Hey mate, I use my penis for good, not for evil.

Woodrow, this is as sincere as I can get on the Internet, we have know each other for a long time, and fought for a long time, and helped each other for a long time.

Yin and Yang, Sin and Sane, and so it goes.


I respect your heart; I remember when your dog was lost in Melbourne and you were really distraught and worried, and I thought, "this guy is a really good man."

We disagree on most things about life, that is life, we apes can not agree, but I do know you are a good man.

I would ride any trail with you any day Woodrow.

Sincerely, I wish you a happy wedding day and a loving life with your new bride.

Now, in return, you need to wish me the motorcycle of your choice.

And if my wife does not agree, I will pay you to kill her.

[Swami Dring]

Thankyou for your kind words, Gus.

As to the motorcycle, there is only one - the Suzuki Hayabusa.

It pulls harder than a teenage boy.

[freediver]

Last Christmas one of my rellies got one of those bottle openers attacked to a large dark wooden penis. I think I posted a picture of it on OzPolitic. If you got your hands on one of those, you could pin an actual woodie to the fireman, rather than just a picture. You'd need a large pin or nail or something tied to the bottle opener part.

[Fireman Fred]

Last Christmas one of my rellies got one of those bottle openers attacked to a large dark wooden penis. I think I posted a picture of it on OzPolitic. If you got your hands on one of those, you could pin an actual woodie to the fireman, rather than just a picture. You'd need a large pin or nail or something tied to the bottle opener part.

you posted a picture of a large dark penis? for pity's sake why?

[freediver]

My new pure possum penis warmer was wrapped around it.

[Aussie.]

Thanks Aussie.

How about a pic of your old fella?

Dringy, you still want a pic of my "old fella"?