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[IQS.RLOW]

I this this would be preferable

[boxy]

Lowest. common. denominators.

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New and improved condom applicator

[AiA in Atlanta]

Chang the Chinese Giant

[IQS.RLOW]

You can almost tell what she is thinking by where she's looking

[AiA in Atlanta]

You can almost tell what she is thinking by where she's looking

I thought the same thing. The Giant's sex life was probably limited unless he met up with the Chinese Giantess who had a gash the size of a cavern.

[AiA in Atlanta]

what do they do for inverted nipples?

Tittooing

Thigh gap, "toe-besity" and mother-daughter plastic surgery are all beauty crazes we've seen (and questioned) before. "Tittooing," on the other hand, is a completely new concept to us.

Thanks to a reported piece in The Telegraph, we now know the ins and outs of nipple tattooing. The cosmetic procedure, a way for people to darken and/or reshape their nipples, has apparently become increasingly popular in the UK, with women paying up to £1,200 for a set.

"A lot of people want their nipples made darker. It’s the fashion," says Gail Proudman, a clinician who performs the procedure. "Some people think theirs are too pink or their boyfriends want them done. I think sometimes they are doing it because they are conscious of them being pale and they think it’s fashionable to have dark nipples."

Er, fashionable? We hadn't given it that much thought before. If one does opt to get a "tittoo," it's a simple two-hour process followed by touch-ups every 12 to 18 months to avoid fading. Sound like a lot of time and energy for such a small tweak? It's actually not too out of step with the general trend we've been seeing.

Teens getting chin implants for prom and breast augmentations as a "present" for graduating high school are just a couple of ways youngsters are nitpicking their physical appearances. Not to mention the hoards of Brits (and Americans) running to plastic surgeons to get Kate Middleton's scouse brow or turned-up nose. So as bizarre as wanting to slightly alter one's nipples may seem, we think we're beyond being surprised at this point.

Danielle Price, a "tittoo" technician in the UK, seems to agree. "The younger generation are so hung up on everything being just so," she says. "It’s quite sad really.”

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Rule of thumb... if you can see the burning fertiliser factory outside your outstretched thumb, you're too bloody close

[AiA in Atlanta]

LOL Must have been the one with two ammonia tanks nearby.

[IQS.RLOW]

ALP Worksafe: We thought that if we kept all the brake fluid next to all the fertiliser, we could save money on the monitoring costs to make sure no one try's to use it to blow things up.